Posted on 03/05/2022 6:50:10 PM PST by Conservat1
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki: "The reason why the price of gas is going up is not because of steps the President has taken. They are because President Putin is invading Ukraine"
Summary in no particular order :
White Hut resident ends US energy independence,
White Hut resident halts drilling and fracking on White Hut resident controlled lands ;
White Hut resident refuses to pump/drill more American oil ;
US now dependent on foreign good will for oil ;
White Hut resident halts LNG exports to Europe ;
White Hut resident seeking oil from Russia, Iran and Venezuela ;
Powerful environmental wacko lobby cheers and donates to the resident for his bravery ;
Pootie has money to burn, starts war to save his People using funds from increased oil and gas markets once dominated by US oil ;
Pootie asks friend in White Hut not to sanction Russian oil sales to Iran ;
Pootie happy with exporting his oil to the US ;
White Hut resident refuses to halt importation of friend’s oil ;
White Hut resident now presides over the war he created and can be called a “war resident” at last ;
Done in vain attempt to drive his poll numbers up, but does exactly the opposite ;
White Hut resident points to his friend in Russia as war cause ;
White Hut resident considers direct military confrontation with overseas friend ;
Some Americans cheer at thought of nuclear war with resident’s friend ;
Gasoline National Average $4.01 gal and rising ;
Pootie and oligarchs shelter in vast underground city in the Altai Mountains with subway connection to Moskva ;
Pootie’s people prepare to shelter in vast fully-stocked underground subway system ;
Americans check on warm milk and cookie supplies ;
Americans head to their homemade safe rooms and basements, worrying about personal pronouns, masks, and safe distancing ;
Possible names: Biden’s War, WWIII, WWIV, Green New Deal War, War of the Idiots ;
Emperor Xi Jinping rolls on floor in gales of laughter.
thank you
everything is going according to plan
“I was too blind…..to seeeeee..”
The fact that they outright lie is amazing to me. I’d never have the conscious to do what they are doing and saying.
gas has gone up for a year. a legitimate reporter would ask about the hundreds of restrictions they have imposed on domestic energy producers. the wh media is so stupid she can get away with outright lies and no followup
It was only a matter of time before that freckle-faced little fascist got around to blaming inflation on “Russia Russia Russia”… the standard democrat talking points must have been printed up ahead of time and handed out; look for all of the CNNABCCBSPMSNBC robots to start spewing the same line this week.
Make it a point when filling up to “casually” bitch about the prices and blame Biden and democrats in general directly to anyone filling up next to you.
I do this in the supermarket too, when checking out. Captive audience, chuckle…
You’ll be surprised how many people will agree. Plus, it’s very entertaining to watch those who don’t agree get pissed off.
I do this in the supermarket too, when checking out. Captive audience, chuckle…
You’ll be surprised how many people will agree. Plus, it’s very entertaining to watch those who don’t agree get pissed off.
My wife and I do this ALL the time. She 'triggered' an older female clerk at Publix yesterday. I was SO proud of her.
Psaki is a known LIAR.
Re triggered:
Outstanding!!! Rest assured, if it wasn’t you doing the triggering, it would have been someone/something else. Either way though, outstanding job!!!
I believe the term is “Dat’s de way ya do it…ya play de guitar on the MTV… aww, dat ain’t working… dat’s de way ya do it… money for nuthin’ and yer chicks fer free.”
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I'm shocked they all let her pass..
Excellent readers digest summary of the events of the last 14 months. Simplistic but spot on.
“The reason why the price of gas is going up is not because of steps the President has taken. They are because President Putin is invading Ukraine”
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Putin has invaded Ukraine BECAUSE if the steps the Resident has taken to weaken this country, and that is why the price for a gallon of gas in my area (San Antonio) has gone of $0.80 in a week - more than 25%!!!!
Phuck you, but most of all PHUCK your boss!
She is a pathetic state department ladder climbing swamp apologist wanna be try-hard. She also looks like a giddy teenager.
She wore the hat. Did Lavrov eat the potato?
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I'm not so sure Obama doesn't whisper in his ears...
Remember the experiments in Psych 101 in college? Hook big red up to electricity and a polygraph. When the polygraph signals deception, give her a jolt. I might even be willing to watch press conferences.
About the same here. One Tom Thumb station in Warrington, FL already had it at $4.10 yesterday afternoon.
She’s an Obamao hand-me-down.
Great reply by that Larry guy...
So if they say it’s opposite day, does that mean it’s not opposite day, in which case it would be opposite day, which means......
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