Summary in no particular order :
White Hut resident ends US energy independence,
White Hut resident halts drilling and fracking on White Hut resident controlled lands ;
White Hut resident refuses to pump/drill more American oil ;
US now dependent on foreign good will for oil ;
White Hut resident halts LNG exports to Europe ;
White Hut resident seeking oil from Russia, Iran and Venezuela ;
Powerful environmental wacko lobby cheers and donates to the resident for his bravery ;
Pootie has money to burn, starts war to save his People using funds from increased oil and gas markets once dominated by US oil ;
Pootie asks friend in White Hut not to sanction Russian oil sales to Iran ;
Pootie happy with exporting his oil to the US ;
White Hut resident refuses to halt importation of friend’s oil ;
White Hut resident now presides over the war he created and can be called a “war resident” at last ;
Done in vain attempt to drive his poll numbers up, but does exactly the opposite ;
White Hut resident points to his friend in Russia as war cause ;
White Hut resident considers direct military confrontation with overseas friend ;
Some Americans cheer at thought of nuclear war with resident’s friend ;
Gasoline National Average $4.01 gal and rising ;
Pootie and oligarchs shelter in vast underground city in the Altai Mountains with subway connection to Moskva ;
Pootie’s people prepare to shelter in vast fully-stocked underground subway system ;
Americans check on warm milk and cookie supplies ;
Americans head to their homemade safe rooms and basements, worrying about personal pronouns, masks, and safe distancing ;
Possible names: Biden’s War, WWIII, WWIV, Green New Deal War, War of the Idiots ;
Emperor Xi Jinping rolls on floor in gales of laughter.
Excellent readers digest summary of the events of the last 14 months. Simplistic but spot on.