Posted on 02/10/2022 8:38:12 AM PST by where's_the_Outrage?
Craig Shubert, the mayor of Hudson, Ohio, spoke out about the dangers of ice fishing at a city council meeting on Tuesday night. Specifically, how if you allow ice fishing in Hudson Springs Park this winter, then next year someone will expect to bring an ice shanty out on the lake. And from there? Well...
"And if you then allow ice fishing with shanties then that leads to another problem: prostitution. And now you've got the police chief and the police department involved. Just data points to consider."
(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...
“Your scarin’ the fish!”
Barney, is that you?
Probably not like the street prostitution marketplace, if it does indeed exist. More likely, it would resemble the call girl marketplace.
Those ice 🦎🦎
That is really strange, IMO...... oh, well...
“Hey slim, looking for a good time?”
‘I’m fishing. That is a good time. Besides it’s zero degrees, the floor is ice and my cot is only rated to 300lbs.’
LOL!!!! barney.
I don’t think this was featured in the Home Improvement episode about ice fishing.
Pretty sure he’s talking about the GIRLS, not the FISH!!
” I have never heard of prostitution out on the ice.”
Prostitutes on Ice. A new Disney animated movie?
They cut that part out.
I thought of a dozen lines involving “ice hole” that would get my post zotted.
The above paragraph was satire, in case you didn't catch it. Where in the heck did he come up with this nonsense?
If we call these small buildings on ice, Ice Clubs, could there be a higher class of fisherperson companionship service allowed? I would think solo ice fishing might be dangerous and some people don’t have friends who will fish with them for free. Is it wrong if that friend is paid with frozen fish?
Do they allow any sheds in yards there? What about tent camping anywhere? Seems like both would be similar magnets to attract prostitution, IMO.
In either case, you must preserve your precious bodily fluids.
Don’t you see! They’ll call the hookers on their smartphone, and then she’ll service shanty after shanty after shanty! The same thing happens if bachelors have their own apartments! So everyone must live in dormitories until they’re married. And no ice fishing./s
Did you knock on every door to make Shute nothing naughty was going on?
“And if you then allow ice fishing with shanties then that leads to another problem: prostitution.”
complete nonsense ... that happens only when the fish aren’t biting ...
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