Posted on 02/10/2022 8:38:12 AM PST by where's_the_Outrage?
Craig Shubert, the mayor of Hudson, Ohio, spoke out about the dangers of ice fishing at a city council meeting on Tuesday night. Specifically, how if you allow ice fishing in Hudson Springs Park this winter, then next year someone will expect to bring an ice shanty out on the lake. And from there? Well...
"And if you then allow ice fishing with shanties then that leads to another problem: prostitution. And now you've got the police chief and the police department involved. Just data points to consider."
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A Legendary Thread, this will be.
If the shanty is a shaken, don’t come a knockin. No wonder I failed poetry.
Well, you don't have to impress with size when you're paying for it.
Something you may not know is that this mayor called out the school district for allowing a book with writing prompts that were disgusting (Write about a group of people who are all having sex together) and not appropriate for high school students. Granted, the class in which this occurred was for college credit, but parents found out and were outraged.
Ever since, this mayor has been assassinated by the left and others who are trying to ruin his life. I don’t know if the said this or not, but I believe very little that the media reports.
Wow, northern Wisconsin is missing out (pun intended). I have never heard of prostitution out on the ice. Its weird that popping up a tent on the ice is somewhere whores would like to operate. Often if you have a lake you have hotels. And if the lake is covered over with ice, you have empty hotel rooms. So it seems that whores would rather an actual bed than a frozen lake.
However I think there might be a real issue. Ohio is not really that cold. In Illinois there is no ice fishing and that would be the same temps as Ohio. So the ice fishing season would be very short if at all in Ohio.
Local hookers, “Why didn’t we think of that? Girls let’s hit the lake ice shanties this weekend”.
*****ROFLMAO******
Red snappers are salt water, in freshwater there are excellent suckers.
WOW! That escalated quickly.
Well . . . back around 50 or 55 years ago, a prostitution ring servicing ice fishermen on White Bear Lake in Minnesota was busted. Ice fishing houses, if well outfitted can be pretty comfortable.
Craig Shubert hasn’t figured out that most men go ice fishing to get away from women and not to get closer to them.
“If the shanty is a shaken”
Someone’s makin’ bacon. :o)
Did you notice any taco or clam shacks?
Lot lizards become Ice Lizards.
Th’s right........ it’s cold as an Ice Lizzard’s tit on a sunny day
This has happened before…
Well, either you’re closing your eyes
To a situation you do now wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community.
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here,
I say, trouble right here in River City.
Why sure I’m a billiard player,
Certainly mighty proud I say
I’m always mighty proud to say it.
I consider that the hours I spend
With a cue in my hand are golden.
Help you cultivate horse sense
And a cool head and a keen eye.
Never take and try to give
An iron-clad leave to yourself
From a three-reail billiard shot?
But just as I say,
It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to score
In a balkline game,
I say that any boob kin take
And shove a ball in a pocket.
And they call that sloth.
The first big step on the road
To the depths of deg-ra-Day—
I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
Then beer from a bottle.
An’ the next thing ya know,
Your son is playin’ for money
In a pinch-back suit.
And list’nin to some big out-a-town Jasper
Hearin’ him tell about horse-race gamblin’.
Not a wholesome trottin’ race, no!
But a race where they set down right on the horse!
Like to see some stuck-up jockey’boy
Sittin’ on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil?
Well, I should say.
Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
Pockets that mark the diff’rence
Between a gentlemen and a bum,
With a capital “B,”
And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!
And all week long your River City
Youth’ll be frittern away,
I say your young men’ll be frittern!
Frittern away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
Get the ball in the pocket,
Never mind gittin’ Dandelions pulled
Or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded.
Never mind pumpin’ any water
‘Til your parents are caught with the Cistern empty
On a Saturday night and that’s trouble,
Oh, yes we got lots and lots a’ trouble.
I’m thinkin’ of the kids in the knickerbockers,
Shirt-tail young ones, peekin’ in the pool
Hall window after school, look, folks!
Right here in River City.
Trouble with a capital “T”
And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!
Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
I’m gonna be perfectly frank.
Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
On while they’re loafin’ around that Hall?
They’re tryin’ out Bevo, tryin’ out cubebs,
Tryin’ out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends!
And braggin’ all about
How they’re gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen.
One fine night, they leave the pool hall,
Headin’ for the dance at the Arm’ry!
Libertine men and Scarlet women!
And Rag-time, shameless music
That’ll grab your son and your daughter
With the arms of a jungle animal instink!
Mass-staria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil’s playground!
Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital “T”
That rhymes with “P”
And that stands for Pool,
That stands for pool.
We’ve surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...
Lol Especially in the cold.
I guess. I wouldn’t know, having not participated in either activity lately. LOL.
I guess I’m a city girl at heart, and my only encouter with ice is chipping it off my car or serving ice tea in the summertime. :-)
Headlines now..
“Hookers Hooking the Hookers”..
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