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Raccoon that 'attacked' news crews on White House lawn sparks viral jokes
The Hill ^
| 09 28 2020
| BROOKE SEIPEL
Posted on 09/28/2020 1:29:08 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
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To: Pearls Before Swine
No one worries about rabies? The raccoons are being treated with the PCECV vaccine and antibiotics as a precaution.
They talked about catching the reporters and cutting their heads off to check but PETA objected.
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posted on
09/28/2020 1:55:17 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
To: yesthatjallen
A mostly peaceful raccoon attack.
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posted on
09/28/2020 1:55:44 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Mega prayers, Rush)
To: yesthatjallen
The racoons heard that Trump wants a statue of Davy Crockett in his statuary garden, and they are peacefully protesting.
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posted on
09/28/2020 1:58:02 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice." --Donald Trump)
To: yesthatjallen
I may just have to change my opinion about raccoons!
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:00:43 PM PDT
by
6ppc
(Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
To: Pearls Before Swine
No one worries about rabies? What's a little rabies, when COVID-19 is running rampant?
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:01:49 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: yesthatjallen
Is it November yet?
@PhillyToMaine
White House security has acquired #FakeNews sniffing racoons.
They went directly to
@Acosta’ bag.
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4:59 PM · Sep 28, 2020·Twitter Web App
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:04:40 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: yesthatjallen
They could use live traps.....for the reporters.
Bait em with wine bottles.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:04:42 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: euram
“I hope the raccoon didnt catch anything...”
No raccoons were injured in the filming of this incident.
rwood
To: COBOL2Java
Didn’t know Rocket was a Republican
—
Big 2A supporter.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:06:00 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
To: yesthatjallen
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:07:14 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: yesthatjallen
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:07:24 PM PDT
by
blueplum
("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017))
To: mewzilla
Love the Mr. Burns meme!
Trump campaign store has a racoon attack themed tee for sale in 5...4...3...2...1...
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:09:07 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
To: DoughtyOne
I swear, the first time I read that (many, many years ago), I fell out of my chair laughing.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:10:20 PM PDT
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
To: yesthatjallen
Can you start a GoFundMe account for a raccoon?
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:11:37 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: All
C’mon ma. You raccoon faced pony soldier.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:15:47 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(He drank whiskey, Pancho'd drink the wine.)
To: yesthatjallen
That is Trump’s new pet. Trump wanted a pet that hated varmint presstitutes.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:17:14 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: Pearls Before Swine
Dude, if a raccoon 🦝 isnt afraid, Im outta there
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:17:25 PM PDT
by
griswold3
(Democratic Socialism is Slavery by Mob Rule)
To: Daffynition
Hard of hearing raccoon thought he got tipped off about where to find the s’mores.
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:19:38 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
To: Buckeye McFrog
This is a rural area, but when raccoons find out that tourists eat by the river and lake out here and leave scraps, they learn to be out in the daytime to get to the leftovers before the deer or other scavengers do-you can’t feed your pets outside any time of the day or night without them making a try for some food, once they learn when it gets put out-they are smart critters...
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posted on
09/28/2020 2:20:12 PM PDT
by
Texan5
("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
To: PAR35
It’s obvious Trump trained them to do this. It’s a favorite strategy of Putin too.
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