I want a world where we can shake hands again.

3/28/20 | Dallasbiff

[DallasBiff]

Total vanity, but we will get thru this.

[bagster]

i want a world where shaking hands disappears ... i’ve always hated shaking hands ever since i knew that’s the main way that cold, flu and other viruses are spread …

Okay, Howard Hughes.

[RonnG]

elbow bumped a friend the other day, hey at least the snarky bastage said hello and did not cower in the corner,

How do you elbow bump from 6 feet away?

[sbnsd]

Yup because right now, that stuff is gold. You can’t waste that on your friends and/or enemies. Someday, I hope to find a pack.

[TigersEye]

The guy on the right will not catch the virus! :)

[Jyotishi]

Namaste — the Universal Salutation for the Modern Age

https://www.softpowermag.com/namaste-the-universal-salutation-for-the-modern-age/

[CivilWarBrewing]

I want a world where China is either SUED into oblivion or NUKED to oblivion. This ‘kid glove’ treatment by Trump is disheartening but I suppose it’s a 4-D chess thing.

[Viking2002]

And so do I!

[Celtic Conservative]

Nope:

"Live Long And Prosper"

🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖

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[faucetman]

We should NEVER shake hands again.

Just a silly custom.

Beyond unnecessary.

VERY unsanitary.

Hello, Hi, or pleased to meet you. No touching necessary.

No free groping or hair sniffing anymore either.

[lewislynn]

i’ve always hated shaking hands ever since i knew that’s the main way that cold, flu and other viruses are spread ...

So at the same time you also never learned the simple practice of washing your hands and not touching your face will prevent it.

Did some of you dolts just learn this last week?

[lewislynn]

I'll gladly shake your hand and wash my hands after..BFD

I don't want to live in a world of fist and elbow bumps like some kind of retarded gang ritual.

[jmacusa]

Well in the literal definition, to me anyway, ''shake hands'' would to partially extend one's arms and shake your hands. But that's just me...

[HangnJudge]

It is our wants and desires that cause our suffering.

[jocon307]

“I just want to hug my children and grandchildren again.”

Amen sister, amen.

[ALASKA]

A grope is a grab with hope.

[GulfMan]

To measures man by his handshake is such BS. Handshaking is over in this country for sure, and glad it is.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

I can live without handshakes, to be honest - half the guys out there have been scratching their butts or picking their noses right before they stick their hands out as if they’re doing you a favor letting you grasp their grimy meathooks. A fist bump or a friendly nod will do just as well. If the coronavirus puts an end to handshakes for the foreseeable future, silver lining.

[FreedomPoster]

I kinda like the Wuhan shake:

https://youtu.be/jeQXeRO6rJc

[Lockbar]

Fist bumping is out, too. I think for the next 50 years the trend will be the “elbow Bump” before something even better comes around.

[IrishBrigade]

‘not me. i want a world where shaking hands disappears ...’

agree 100 percent...especially that phony glad handing people do in churches...