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I want a world where we can shake hands again.
3/28/20 | Dallasbiff

Posted on 03/28/2020 9:02:54 PM PDT by DallasBiff

Total vanity, but we will get thru this.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; chat; coronavirus; dallasbiff; notnews; uselessvanity; vanity
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To: DallasBiff

“I want a world where we can shake hands again.”

not me. i want a world where shaking hands disappears ... i’ve always hated shaking hands ever since i knew that’s the main way that cold, flu and other viruses are spread ...


21 posted on 03/28/2020 9:40:09 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL...look at that bitty’s prune mouth and face.


22 posted on 03/28/2020 9:41:00 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: chris37

>>Earlier this evening, my shepherd stuck his tongue in my mouth

It’d be a funnier line if you change it to “my french poodle stuck his tongue in my mouth”


23 posted on 03/28/2020 9:42:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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To: DallasBiff

We were catching up on our fave tv show Last Man Standing, at dinner, tonight.

I told hubby, Well, they didn’t know about the Wuhan when filming these episodes...lots of hugging, hand shaking...no social distancing....it was BSD.

Before Social Distancing.

:- /


24 posted on 03/28/2020 9:43:29 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: GnuThere
Introverts: “Nah. We good.”

Yep.

And if this ends the "meet and greet" during church service it will have done one good thing.

25 posted on 03/28/2020 9:44:38 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
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To: DallasBiff

I want a world where we can do this again:


26 posted on 03/28/2020 9:46:32 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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To: chris37

My dog met the neighbors dog at the fence. Sniffs, barks and licks away and then she comes back and give me a kiss. Uggh.


27 posted on 03/28/2020 9:47:06 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( #wwg1wga #gin&tonic)
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To: a fool in paradise

If Max was a French Poodle, he probably would have been a lot gentler about it, aber Maximilian ist ein Kraut!


28 posted on 03/28/2020 9:47:46 PM PDT by chris37 (Coronavirus wasn't born in a bowl of bat soup.)
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To: CJ Wolf

Twp stray dogs were running outside my fence line the other day, and of course all three of my shepherds followed along the inside as closely as they could.

If dogs become a vector, I’ll probably die with them.


29 posted on 03/28/2020 9:49:55 PM PDT by chris37 (Coronavirus wasn't born in a bowl of bat soup.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I wouldn’t touch that bitch either. No telling where that slut’s hand has been.

Good on yer, President Trump!


30 posted on 03/28/2020 9:50:01 PM PDT by BatGuano (Ya don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do Ya?)
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To: DallasBiff

I don’t need to shake hands. I just want to hug my children and grandchildren again. I miss that most of all.


31 posted on 03/28/2020 9:53:19 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: DallasBiff

Ole Joe’s wanting to get back to groping ans grabbing.


32 posted on 03/28/2020 9:55:00 PM PDT by umgud
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To: DallasBiff

I know...I have a great hand shake ...not one of those wimpy ones like you are grabbing a fish.

A good solid hand shake is a measure of a man...or woman.


33 posted on 03/28/2020 9:57:17 PM PDT by Maris Crane
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To: DallasBiff; All
No more shaking hands with strangers!

Foot bump is the way to go. Consider it to be a low-five.

34 posted on 03/28/2020 10:01:58 PM PDT by goldbux (No sufficiently rich interpreted language can represent its own semantics. — Alfred Tarski, 1936)
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To: DallasBiff

elbow bumped a friend the other day, hey at least the snarky bastage said hello and did not cower in the corner.


35 posted on 03/28/2020 10:06:08 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: DallasBiff

Question: What do they do in a nudist colony?


36 posted on 03/28/2020 10:06:58 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: goldbux

“No more shaking hands with strangers!
Foot bump is the way to go. Consider it to be a low-five.”

It will be funny to see
women in 3 inch heels doing the foot bump.


37 posted on 03/28/2020 10:11:22 PM PDT by missthethunder
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To: DallasBiff

What are you? Some kind of prevert? ;-)


38 posted on 03/28/2020 10:16:31 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
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To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
Drama queen thread. John Wayne does not approve.


39 posted on 03/28/2020 10:22:31 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: DallasBiff

This social distancing is more of an issue for some than others. I’m an Electrical Engineer. My wife is an Accountant. We are both INTJ personalities.
Social distancing has been our way of life for the longest time.
We hate crowds. Hate close social environments. We love quiet time. Especially and totally enjoy quiet, secluded times alone with each other.
We work remotely, from our laptops so, this Virus has actually not affected us much at all.
Other than the fact that our favorite oceanfront outdoor patio bar and grills are closed. That totally sucks.
But, we love charcoal-grilled foods so, our grill is getting a lot more use than we ever expected.


40 posted on 03/28/2020 10:23:37 PM PDT by ocrp1982 (ll)
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