[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Introverts: “Nah. We good.”

Yep.

And if this ends the "meet and greet" during church service it will have done one good thing.

[yldstrk]

I always hated that creep “Sign of Peace” in church. So fake, the people “smiling in your face, all the time they wanna take your place, the backstabbers.........”

[GnuThere]

Babylon Bee has done a number of funny articles on church greeters and things people will do to avoid them. They are hilarious.