Posted on 03/26/2020 12:23:14 PM PDT by robowombat
Islamic State tells Muslims that jihad will make them immune from coronavirus MAR 26, 2020 2:00 PM BY ROBERT SPENCER 2 COMMENTS
The idea that Allah will punish the unrighteous in this world is in the Quran: So if they repent, it is better for them; but if they turn away, Allah will punish them with a painful punishment in this world and the Hereafter. And there will not be for them on earth any protector or helper. (Quran 9:74)
The immediate inference from this is that if one is righteous, one will prosper in this world as well as in the next. And the most righteous deed of all is jihad. A hadith has a Muslim asking Muhammad: Instruct me as to such a deed as equals Jihad (in reward). Muhammad replied, I do not find such a deed. (Bukhari 4.52.44)
Terror will make you immune to COVID-19: ISIS to fanatics, by Brad Hunter, Toronto Sun, March 24, 2020 (thanks to The Religion of Peace):
ISIS has an empowering message to its beleaguered fanatics: You cant keep a good terrorist down.
The death cults leaders proclaim in their Al-Naba newsletter that committing acts of terror will make jihadis immune to the deadly coronavirus that is ravaging the world.
Earlier, ISIS issued a variety of instructions including hand washing and to avoid Europe to keep aspiring suicide bombers safe.
Now, the groups cave-dwelling braintrust is calling COVID-19 a plague sent by God. The virus is apparently painful torment for non-believers.
The Muslims should not pity the disbelievers and apostates, but should use the current opportunities to continue working to free Muslim prisoners from the camps in which they face subjugation and disease, Al-Naba said, as per the U.K. Sun.
They should also remember that obedience to God the most beloved form of which is jihad turns away the torment and wrath of God.
And then the newsletters author calls on God to make COVID-19 deadlier and to increase their torment and save the believers from all that.
ISIS newsletter tells its nut job followers that if you commit an act of terror you will be immune from COVID-19.
ISIS has its own theories about COVID-19 and hopes it forces crusader nations to retreat to their own countries
Just make sure you lick the holy wall first.
Ur dead u get 72 vestile virgins and u dont get sick
When is that thing...where they do that thing..where they all get together..and writhe around in blood n stuff?
Maybe the whole group will get it then scream the infidels want them to die.
Self-aggrandizement, malice, insanity, and theft of intellectual property all in one short paragraph.
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Vestal virgins are a Roman thing.
ROFL!
And drinking camel piss has wonderful curative powers.
Have at it boys!
Hey Achmed:
It won’t make you immune to American copper-jacketed, steel-core high-speed ballistic lead poisoning, though... But hey, by all means, go ahead and go jihadi....Anywhere up to and including 800 yards out.
The Mideast was partially in the Roman Empire, besides I was being sarcastic
Do you mean where they all go to that big black block and throw stones at it and stampede each other like savages? Or are you talking about some other peaceful, solemn, holy and sacred activity where they writhe around in blood and behave like rabid animals?
The stone throwing, devil killing black block thing was cancelled this year, I think. I don’t know why though, I mean what with allah’s favor on them and all.
Dead terrorists can’t contract any more diseases.
I think that is a Shia custom, commemorates the death of Ali.
I can remember being told to duck under my desk and that would keep me safe from an atomic bomb blast.
You can’t fix stupid.
I was just thinking about those savages. Are they going to start killing the Asians?
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