With that percentage of support, he qualifies for participation in the next demonicrat debate. And, with that thought in mind, when it's his turn to talk in that debate...
In The Next Demonicrat Debate
Let the silence sing
for the big red ring!
Posted on 01/09/2020 5:49:14 AM PST by Bruiser 10
Relatively unheard of outside of intelligence circles, deceased Iranian General Qassem Soleimani has surged into 4th place in the national Democratic primary poll among likely Democratic voters.
Just days after President Trump ordered Soleimani’s killing in Iraq for orchestrating an attack on the Iraqi US embassy and decades of bombings in the region, many Democrats think he has the stuff to beat Trump in the 2020 presidential election.
“He was a great man,” Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) said of Soleimani. “That’s why I am proud to endorse him as my favorite candidate in the 2020 primary.”
Analysts are quick to question what people are doing selecting a dead Iranian who cannot legally run for office in the Unites States but a spokesman at the Democratic National Committee said, “Dead people have been voting for our candidates for a long time. It’s about time that we allow a dead person to run for office!”
(Excerpt) Read more at genesiustimes.com ...
So true. And he had gender re-assignment surgery. Wins the Dem nomination for certain!
> “John Kerry just said “It Is an ‘Outright Lie’ by Trump That Iran Was Given $150 Billion”.”
John Effin Kerry is right!
Technically POTUS is off.
Of the $150 billion, only $66B went to Tehran’s wonderful democracy and the rest went to outside ‘facilitators’.
It's good to see another site capitalizing on the absurdity of the left.
When it comes to the g’ment I think these are referred to as ‘rounding errors’.
He’s not running. He’s already proven he can’t run fast enough.
However, he will be voting, in several precincts...
Unlike fellow Dem candidate Booty-judge, General O Sole Mio didn’t enjoy taking one up the poop chute.
But nice.
Dead people are the new protected class in the dem party. It would be discriminatory to not allow dead people to run for higher office because that’s just how the dems roll...
If it’s on the Internet you know it’s true. And let’s face it, he is the only candidate to openly advocate throwing Buttigieg off a building.
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WOW! I didn’t think the NYTs/WaPo/CNNbs/MSNBS would admit that about their readers/voters:-)
At least he can vote.
Here in MO, we actually elected a dead guy to the senate! Mel Carnahan (D) had died in a plane crash. He was elected and the Dem governor appointed his wife to the senate. Ugh... Missouri voters....
Apparently the site takes its name from St.Genesius, (d.303 A.D.) the patron saint of comedians, clowns, and epileptics.
I’m guessing it’s put out by just one guy. Xavier Saskagootchie? Gotta be a nom de plume.
There is, supposedly, a second guy who goes by Bubbaken Managua.
He posted a not-quite-as-funny but still good spoof on Rose McGowen.
I’ll post it later if someone doesn’t beat me to it.
Bubbaken Managua? LOL.
If the dead people can vote then they sure as hell can
run for political office. The Founding Fathers wanted
it that way!
In The Next Demonicrat Debate
Let the silence sing
for the big red ring!
That’s fitting. I laughed so hard at the headline, I almost had an epileptic fit.....
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