BREAKING: GRACE BROWN turned herself in to West Mifflin Police, after learning that she was wanted for URINATING ON POTATOES INSIDE WALMART, according to her attorney #WTAE pic.twitter.com/hDhKXuzi4u— Marcie Cipriani (@MCipriani_WTAE) July 30, 2019
Posted on 07/30/2019 2:20:43 PM PDT by conservative98
WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. — A woman who allegedly urinated on potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart store turned herself in and will face charges, police said Tuesday.
Grace Brown will be charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness, West Mifflin police said.
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BREAKING: GRACE BROWN turned herself in to West Mifflin Police, after learning that she was wanted for URINATING ON POTATOES INSIDE WALMART, according to her attorney #WTAE pic.twitter.com/hDhKXuzi4u— Marcie Cipriani (@MCipriani_WTAE) July 30, 2019
Kinky......
“Drunk, Stupid and Peeing on Potatoes is no way to go through Life, Young Lady!” ~ Dean Wormer (Paraphrasing...)
I’ve NEVER BEEN THAT DRUNK!.....................
A sentence you never thought you would write!
Oh, pretty much NOTHING surprises me anymore, Big Bob! ;)
RIP, Dean Wormer! You still live on! :)
Is Christopher Steele working on a dossier yet?
Inquiring minds want to know.
No, honey. I said PEEL the potatoes ...
“Was that wrong???”
She is a filthy disGRACE!
The worst part is, some dumbell is going to try to ‘outdo’ what she did, and get even more attention.
“Hi, I’m your court appointed lawyer.
Before we shake hands, ahh....would you mind letting me see you wash your hands first? I just got over a cold..so....
You know! Thanks Ms Brown. You always wash your fingernails so quickly?”
Grace is misnamed.
You win the internet today
Potato leek soup not potato leak soup.
This society is soooo f-ed up. This new thing of messing with food at stores and restaurants is maddening.
Ahhhhhh.....she’s just small potatoes.
Maybe I’ve been sheltered, but how does one urinate on potatoes?
Potatoes are in a bin......
...or did she throw some on the floor and put them back?
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