[conservative98]

BREAKING: GRACE BROWN turned herself in to West Mifflin Police, after learning that she was wanted for URINATING ON POTATOES INSIDE WALMART, according to her attorney #WTAE pic.twitter.com/hDhKXuzi4u— Marcie Cipriani (@MCipriani_WTAE) July 30, 2019

[Intolerant in NJ]

Kinky......

[NobleFree]

To those who think it's funny to go into a grocery store, lick the goods, and return them to the shelves: watch out - someone may have already peed on them.

[IronJack]

No, honey. I said PEEL the potatoes ...

[Crazieman]

Separate incident - this seems to be trending like ice cream licking

[logi_cal869]

“Was that wrong???”

[lee martell]

She is a filthy disGRACE!
The worst part is, some dumbell is going to try to ‘outdo’ what she did, and get even more attention.

“Hi, I’m your court appointed lawyer.
Before we shake hands, ahh....would you mind letting me see you wash your hands first? I just got over a cold..so....
You know! Thanks Ms Brown. You always wash your fingernails so quickly?”

[Uncle Lonny]

Grace is misnamed.

[Myrddin]

Potato leek soup not potato leak soup.

[shanover]

This society is soooo f-ed up. This new thing of messing with food at stores and restaurants is maddening.

[blueunicorn6]

Ahhhhhh.....she’s just small potatoes.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I hope I don’t over think it. But just wondering the mechanics of how this was done ..

Were the potatoes stacked on the floor, or below her waist level, to allow her to do this?

Not to get too graphic, but, she may have had to assume an awkward position to hit the target, so to speak?

[blueunicorn6]

What a half-baked idea.

[Yaelle]

Um.... how???

(Is she the kind of woman who sports a penis?)

[NYAmerican]

Always wondered how those Yukon Gold’s got that way......

[familyop]

It started with the feminist/racial movie, “The Color Purple,” when a maid spit in her boss’ drink. Feminists and anti-white viewers cheered that in university classes. The movie was required viewing for many of those classes back then.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Lady, just identify yourself as a transspecies person in process of becoming the bee you were meant to me, and you were only pollinating the taters. I promise you, it will fly.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

P.S.A. This is why we wash our food before preparing it, m’kay? This has been a P.S.A.

[familyop]

Many fast food joints are really bad now, too, even in many small towns. Many of the employees have serious criminal tendencies and some extremely nasty habits.

[CincyRichieRich]

I’m afraid I don’t understand the logistics. Didn’t she have to climb on top of a bin like 3’ above the tile floor??