[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

There is a video at the link with pic of wound.

Cue the Baby Shark song.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX20kcp7j5c

[dp0622]

Alcohol disinfects the wound.

OR at least makes you forget you have it if you drink enough :)

[Larry Lucido]

Not the same thing, but about 10 years ago, a guy in Hazel Park, Michigan got stabbed, then walked into the Brayz Hamburgers on 10 Mile Road (a landmark, near me), ordered coffee and asked the clerk to call an ambulance for him.

Brayz Hamburgers. Coffee worth getting stabbed for.

[rawcatslyentist]

Who can say? Maybe by goin drinking he flushed out the wound preventing infection.

Maybe by not going to an ER he prevented getting an infection too.

[ryderann]

Just think of all the drinks that were bought for him for relating his experience with the shark.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

That’s nothing. On November 8th 2008, an employee of the Muslim brotherhood won the election and I went to a bar and drank until I could barely stand

[SMGFan]

“Bar Rescue”

[GizzyGirl]

Hours and hours and hours and hours of waiting in an emergency room! Few years ago I broke my leg right above my ankle. I heard it break before I even hit the floor. Not visible on the outside so I crawled to my first aid kit, wrapped it up and went to hospital. It was 11:30 pm when I arrived. They provided a wheelchair and raised my leg and put me in waiting room. I sat there until 6:00 am, got xrays and was sent to orthopedic center 5 miles away. You wouldn’t believe what I witnessed coming in that night! I plan to be absolutely desperate before I ever willing go back.

[moovova]

"So, like the waves were really gnarly, and I was like so fried from partying last night, and my friend yells 'Yo dude, SHARK!', and I'm like 'Wuuuut?', and BOOM, this big bro shark latches onto my arm, and I'm like 'Whoa, dude, that hurts!', and the shark he don't say a thing, and then he lets go, and I think maybe I can cop some free beers from this, and like 'Here I am, just partying away!"

[V_TWIN]

I live in Jax and saw this on the news yesterday. The “injury” and I use that word VERY loosely is a joke. That kid should have been ashamed to go on tv. I've had worse injuries changing the oil in my truck. Perfect example of media overblowing a story. Guess the local amature news was trying to get their 2 cent in on shark week.

[KosmicKitty]

I figured he was an Aussie. Was he visiting Florida?

[mjp]

It's inevitable, it's going to happen," Berger said. "It's happened to a couple of my friends. It doesn't bother you, but I mean, if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. There's nothing much you can do to really stop that, so try not to worry about it."

Fatalism and nihilism are the result of metaphysical materialism philosophy. Instead, rational metaphysics declares that man has free will and is able to determine his own destiny.

[bgill]

Easy enough to stop it from happening. Don’t swim in a shark’s kitchen.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I’m from Jax. The sharks come in real close to shore. One day there was about an 8 ft hammerhead that just cruised along parallel to the beach. You could see everyone getting out of the water as he came along. He was so close to shore I could practically have reached out and touched him.

[Waverunner]

HOW ABOUT "MAN BITES SHARK"

[Alas Babylon!]

"He immediately went to the bar, because he was like, 'Hey, I got bit by a shark,'" Berger said. "And people were like, 'I'll buy you drinks.' So he hung out at the pier."

[dfwgator]

[Jayster]

“If it is going to happen then it’s going to happen and there is not much you can do to prevent that”

Ummm......

Yes there is.

Don’t surf

[rrrod]

What’s his FReeper name?

[Keyhopper]

Ah, a minor flesh wound. Pour a little alcohol indirectly to the wound. I bet if some really good sets started rolling in he would have gone back in the waves.
Cue up “The ganja shark”.