There is a video at the link with pic of wound.
Cue the Baby Shark song.
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
2 posted on
07/29/2019 4:30:53 AM PDT by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Alcohol disinfects the wound.
OR at least makes you forget you have it if you drink enough :)
3 posted on
07/29/2019 4:36:49 AM PDT by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget; Squantos; sit-rep; Hot Tabasco; Gamecock; SaveFerris; dp0622
Not the same thing, but about 10 years ago, a guy in Hazel Park, Michigan got stabbed, then walked into the Brayz Hamburgers on 10 Mile Road (a landmark, near me), ordered coffee and asked the clerk to call an ambulance for him.
![](http://www.roadarch.com/11/8/brayz.jpg)
Brayz Hamburgers. Coffee worth getting stabbed for.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Who can say? Maybe by goin drinking he flushed out the wound preventing infection.
Maybe by not going to an ER he prevented getting an infection too.
8 posted on
07/29/2019 4:54:53 AM PDT by
rawcatslyentist
("All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing")
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Just think of all the drinks that were bought for him for relating his experience with the shark.
9 posted on
07/29/2019 4:58:52 AM PDT by
ryderann
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
That’s nothing. On November 8th 2008, an employee of the Muslim brotherhood won the election and I went to a bar and drank until I could barely stand
11 posted on
07/29/2019 5:03:58 AM PDT by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
12 posted on
07/29/2019 5:05:42 AM PDT by
SMGFan
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Hours and hours and hours and hours of waiting in an emergency room! Few years ago I broke my leg right above my ankle. I heard it break before I even hit the floor. Not visible on the outside so I crawled to my first aid kit, wrapped it up and went to hospital. It was 11:30 pm when I arrived. They provided a wheelchair and raised my leg and put me in waiting room. I sat there until 6:00 am, got xrays and was sent to orthopedic center 5 miles away. You wouldnt believe what I witnessed coming in that night! I plan to be absolutely desperate before I ever willing go back.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
"So, like the waves were really gnarly, and I was like so fried from partying last night, and my friend yells 'Yo dude, SHARK!', and I'm like 'Wuuuut?', and BOOM, this big bro shark latches onto my arm, and I'm like 'Whoa, dude, that hurts!', and the shark he don't say a thing, and then he lets go, and I think maybe I can cop some free beers from this, and like 'Here I am, just partying away!"
![](http://www.surfertoday.com/images/stories/jeffspicoli.jpg)
16 posted on
07/29/2019 5:14:29 AM PDT by
moovova
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I live in Jax and saw this on the news yesterday. The “injury” and I use that word VERY loosely is a joke. That kid should have been ashamed to go on tv. I've had worse injuries changing the oil in my truck. Perfect example of media overblowing a story. Guess the local amature news was trying to get their 2 cent in on shark week.
24 posted on
07/29/2019 6:00:07 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I figured he was an Aussie. Was he visiting Florida?
25 posted on
07/29/2019 6:15:34 AM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
It's inevitable, it's going to happen," Berger said. "It's happened to a couple of my friends. It doesn't bother you, but I mean, if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. There's nothing much you can do to really stop that, so try not to worry about it."Fatalism and nihilism are the result of metaphysical materialism philosophy. Instead, rational metaphysics declares that man has free will and is able to determine his own destiny.
31 posted on
07/29/2019 6:51:47 AM PDT by
mjp
((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Easy enough to stop it from happening. Don’t swim in a shark’s kitchen.
33 posted on
07/29/2019 6:56:16 AM PDT by
bgill
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I’m from Jax. The sharks come in real close to shore. One day there was about an 8 ft hammerhead that just cruised along parallel to the beach. You could see everyone getting out of the water as he came along. He was so close to shore I could practically have reached out and touched him.
35 posted on
07/29/2019 7:05:56 AM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
HOW ABOUT "MAN BITES SHARK"
![](https://blenderartists.org/uploads/default/original/4X/7/2/b/72bb03af51442d52841cfe9c70cabdb1a197628c.png)
36 posted on
07/29/2019 7:33:14 AM PDT by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
"He immediately went to the bar, because he was like, 'Hey, I got bit by a shark,'" Berger said. "And people were like, 'I'll buy you drinks.' So he hung out at the pier." ![](http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/totally-awesome.gif)
37 posted on
07/29/2019 7:44:26 AM PDT by
Alas Babylon!
(The media is after us. Trump's just in the way.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
38 posted on
07/29/2019 7:46:29 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
If it is going to happen then its going to happen and there is not much you can do to prevent that
Ummm......
Yes there is.
Dont surf
41 posted on
07/29/2019 7:55:53 AM PDT by
Jayster
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
42 posted on
07/29/2019 8:03:11 AM PDT by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Ah, a minor flesh wound. Pour a little alcohol indirectly to the wound. I bet if some really good sets started rolling in he would have gone back in the waves.
Cue up “The ganja shark”.
43 posted on
07/29/2019 8:04:04 AM PDT by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
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