[GrandJediMasterYoda]

That’s nothing. On November 8th 2008, an employee of the Muslim brotherhood won the election and I went to a bar and drank until I could barely stand

[Lakeshark]

That’s nothing. On November 8th 2008, an employee of the Muslim brotherhood won the election and I went to a bar and drank until I could barely stand

That's nothing. On election day, 2012, I drank a fifth of Jack, and then went and voted for Mitt........

Call it the Jack strategy, pulling that lever without shame because you could barely remember.

[null and void]

That’s nothing. On November 8th 2008, an employee of the Muslim brotherhood won the election and I went to a bar and drank until I could barely stand

I can still barely stand it.

[USS Alaska]

That’s nothing. On November 8th 2008, an employee of the Muslim brotherhood won the election and I went to a bar and drank until I could barely stand.

I know it's only Monday, but you get the USS Alaska "Quote of the Week" award.

Take that to your nearest gin mill, run up a tab and tell them it's on me.

If they find me, and can prove you wrote this quote, and it is still Monday, 07/29/2019, then I will pick up the tab.

I won't pay it, but I'll pick it up.

It was a great one liner.