[Lakeshark]

That’s nothing. On November 8th 2008, an employee of the Muslim brotherhood won the election and I went to a bar and drank until I could barely stand

That's nothing. On election day, 2012, I drank a fifth of Jack, and then went and voted for Mitt........

Call it the Jack strategy, pulling that lever without shame because you could barely remember.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

GAAAAAAAH! Y-Y-You voted for MITT?? MITT??? Good God man, just how much DID you drink??? Are you sure it was just a 5th or maybe 5 gallons??