FRIDAY VANITY: Two debates in, who are the Dem top 6 candidates?

6/28/19 | Yossarian

[Yossarian]

OK Freepers, now that we're one (two half) debates in, who do you think are the top 6 Dem Presidential Candidates, and why?

(This is the kind of thing that really could use a poll function like what used to exist on the sidebar...)

Just as a reminder, here's all 20 that managed to make it to the debate stages:

1. Joe Biden (76): Old, Slow, Creep;
2. Cory Booker (49): Closeted nutjob with fantasy friends who complains about crime in a city he governed;
3. Pete Buttigieg (37) Calm but annoyingly-in-your-face-gay mismanager of a small city. We thank him for his military service;
4. Julián Castro (44) - Scientific Genius who wants to fund men's abortions;
5. John Delaney (55) - "Captain Who?", only 75% insane;
6. Tulsi Gabbard (38) - Calm but annoyingly-in-your-face-liberal fan of Bernie. Turncoat to the pro-life cause. We thank her for her military service;
7. Kirsten Gillibrand (52) - Panderbear who needs to be checked for NVIXM brand marks. (Whomever does thatcher's gets a hazmat suit);
8. Kamala Harris (54) - Angry vindictive utterly non-genuine do-nothing status seeker who would sleep with ANYONE to gain power;
9. John Hickenlooper (67) - only 75% insane, in days past would be a significant threat;
10. Jay Inslee (68) - Do nothing governor who's a Cardinal of the Church of Climate Change... while SEATTLE IS DYING;
11. Amy Klobuchar (58) - Do nothing Senator known for berating staff and eating salad with a comb;
12. Beto O’Rourke (46) - Unemployed dirt-eating Trustafarian nut job;
13. Tim Ryan (45) - Captain Who's Junior Sidekick who plays Tulsi Gabbard's Bitch;
14. Bernie Sanders (77) - Your worthless communist great-uncle who now needs a bib and diapers;
15. Eric Swalwell (38) - Dumb Duke Nukem;
16. Elizabeth Warren (69) - Lieawatha Lizzie Lied to start her career, Kamala Layed to start her career;
17. Marianne Williamson (66) - Proof that nutjob Yoga chicks are sexy and defy age;
18. Andrew Yang (44) - "businessman" who wants to give everyone $1000 a month.
19. Bill de Blasio (??) - Utterly Incompetent Communist Mayor of The Next Worst City To San Francisco;
20. Michael Bennet (54) - "The Invisible Man"

[Yossarian]

Here's my top 6:

1. Kamala the Bitch - she's riding the intersectional olympics like she rode Willie Brown;
2. Bernie the Commie - he and his base are like vampires, they never die;
3. Tulsi Gabbard - warning, she's dangerous because she can present a reasonable face;
4. John Delaney - sleeper, may take over the Biden "moderate" spot - BUT NO TEAM;
5. Elizabeth Warren - "Her Turn", and she has a decent organization;
6. John Hickenlooper - sleeper, may take over the Biden "moderate" spot;

[dp0622]

Sneezy
Sleepy
Dopey...

[SkyDancer]

The Three Stooges.

[blueunicorn6]

1. Topo Gigio
2. Barney The Purple Dinosaur
3. The guy begging for money by the Target store.
4. Flipper
5. The guy who invented aluminum foil.
6. Lenin

[BigEdLB]

Your #3 is what I have been saying. My 6-SloJo, Fauxahontas, Tulsi, Castro, Mad Bernie, Hickendoper

[JLAGRAYFOX]

Here are my top six:

Sorry.....there are none qualified to become POTUS. Toilet cleaners? Maybe a few of them starting with Joe Biden & Bernie Sanders!!!

[EQAndyBuzz]

1. Hillary
2. The rest are auditioning for VP.

[A_perfect_lady]

I think it will come down to:

1. Joe Biden (Name recognition)
2. Pete Buttigieg (LBGT champion)
3. Kamala Harris (Black female, enough said)
4. Beto O’Rourke (Beat Booker to the Espanol punch)
5. Elizabeth Warren (will hang in there to the bitter end, polls be damned)
6. Bill de Blasio (name recognition)

[DiogenesLamp]

I think Biden is still in their top six.

[DiogenesLamp]

Pete Buttigieg

I think Pete Butt****er is going to kiss his "husband" on national television, and the nation will throw up in their mouth a little, and that will be the end of Pete Butt****er.

If he gets that far.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

I do no know who the leading candidate is from that list but I am convinced that the eventual candidate has yet to declare his/her candidacy.

In other words, none of the doofi who currently have declared. ;-)

[Dilbert San Diego]

Your list matches mine!

And I expect that we will see the field narrow down soon. Six viable candidates would be a good number to have by the time they get to Iowa and New Hampshire. Can you imagine how chaotic the Iowa cacuses could be, if there are still 20 candidates?

[Yossarian]

I thought about keeping Biden in there for now, but not only is he falling apart politically, he's falling apart physically.

I just don't see him fighting for anything at this point, let alone his political future.

[joma89]

1. Donald Trump
2. Donald Trump
3. Donald Trump
4. Donald Trump
5. Donald Trump
6. Donald Trump

But I repeat myself.

JoMa

[A_perfect_lady]

I think Pete Butt****er is going to kiss his "husband" on national television, and the nation will throw up in their mouth a little...

LOL!!

[Yosemitest]

Frankly Scarlet ... !

[joma89]

Great response! Made me laugh. Thanks.

JoMa

[Amendment10]

”… who do you think are the top 6 Dem Presidential Candidates, and why?"

Since we’re talking Democrats, which of the candidates had enough of somebody else’s money to buy into the top six slots?

[laplata]

Trump will win in 2020. We should be very concerned with what happens after Trump leaves. After 2024, hang on.

[databoss]

Mochelle will be “pressed” into service for the good of the party. LOL.