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Why Georgia Wants A Sperm Release Reporting Law
Fits News ^ | 12 March 2019 | Fits News

Posted on 03/20/2019 10:57:33 AM PDT by maddog55

Admissions on emissions, if you will.

According to the proposed legislation, H.B. 604, men in Georgia who are over the age of fifty-five would be required to notify the police whenever they ejaculate. Specifically, the bill would require them to “immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency” whenever one of them “releases sperm from his testicles.”


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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: georgia; ntsa
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To: maddog55

Specifically, the bill would require them to “immediately report to the county sheriff or local law enforcement agency” whenever one of them “releases sperm from his testicles.”


Well, it sure isn’t going to happen if men are looking at their pictures.


61 posted on 03/20/2019 11:45:01 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: maddog55
All in one piece. When viewed full size it is readable.


62 posted on 03/20/2019 11:45:58 AM PDT by mbarker12474
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To: maddog55

Discrimination on both age and gender.


63 posted on 03/20/2019 11:46:07 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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To: maddog55

Great. Another attempted infringement of
our “gun” rights. Once again trying to
pass laws that are totally unenforceable.


64 posted on 03/20/2019 11:47:00 AM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: maddog55

This is a true WTF? moment.


65 posted on 03/20/2019 11:47:39 AM PDT by Tejas Rob
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To: SkyDancer

Miscarriage data is collected in all 50 states. It’s a public health metric and it’s done by drs and hospitals, not individuals.


66 posted on 03/20/2019 11:48:31 AM PDT by Valpal1
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

....and exactly how would that be enforced??


67 posted on 03/20/2019 11:49:33 AM PDT by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: maddog55

68 posted on 03/20/2019 11:49:46 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Promiscuous Georgia black women want to protect them selves from having a kid that gran ma will have to care for when she is out of jail


69 posted on 03/20/2019 11:50:08 AM PDT by bert ( (KE. N.P. N.C. +12) Honduras must be invaded to protect America from invasion)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Uh huh. Ever think how he went blind?

(and does he have hairy palms?)

70 posted on 03/20/2019 11:50:10 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: maddog55

There will be a big spurt in mail volume.


71 posted on 03/20/2019 11:55:46 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: maddog55

Bump


72 posted on 03/20/2019 11:57:43 AM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: maddog55

Why just age 55 if your going to do this how about every person from age 12 on who can do it? How will this be enforced?


73 posted on 03/20/2019 11:58:54 AM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: maddog55

After seeing the pictures of the idiots behind this bill, all I can say is:

First, my condolences to the good people of Georgia who have to put up with their crap.

Second, I would like to offer the services of our friend BETO to these “ladies”. A good butt shine and a buff along with a recycled avocado in some way seems appropriate under the circumstances. It’s the progressive Democratic way now...

And you don’t have to remind us Texans we have our problems with the sistas and similar attempts to intrude into our lives. Also, the goat and sheep herders are going to be upset if legislation like this passes in their state.


74 posted on 03/20/2019 11:59:57 AM PDT by Texicanus (GOD Bless Texas and the USA)
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To: Valpal1

Just remembering several years ago and the story was about Virginia collecting the data; that’s all I knew on the subject.


75 posted on 03/20/2019 12:04:44 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: grey_whiskers

lol.

Good one!


76 posted on 03/20/2019 12:05:59 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: maddog55

Hmmmn.

The hatred is great is these democrats....


77 posted on 03/20/2019 12:06:07 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (The democrats' national goal: One world social-communism under one world religion: Atheistic Islam.)
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To: maddog55

Some sperm has higher value than other sperm.

White Privilege Sperm will command such a high price, the State Government will go bankrupct.


78 posted on 03/20/2019 12:07:14 PM PDT by TheNext (Participation Award Winner = CoC5)
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To: Lazamataz

Your post #25... “CONCLUSIVE BRILLIANCE”


79 posted on 03/20/2019 12:07:21 PM PDT by VideoDoctor
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To: ataDude

They think they’re being cute. This was their response to the fetal heartbeat bill. I’m not sure what they’re hoping to accomplish, but it has something to do with trying to show how ridiculous they think the heartbeat bill is, I’m sure.


80 posted on 03/20/2019 12:13:18 PM PDT by RightFighter (This space for rent)
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