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House Democrat fears a tree will fall on Hillary Clinton while she's walking in the woods
Washington Examiner ^ | October 24, 2017 | Pete Kasperowicz

Posted on 10/25/2017 4:44:29 AM PDT by kevcol

Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., said Tuesday he's worried that Hillary Clinton might be hurt by a tree that falls in the forest during one of her famous walks she has taken in the woods since losing to Donald Trump last year.

"I'm worried about Hillary Clinton, she's no longer a candidate, she's not really part of our government, and she's walking around in the forest," Cohen said at a House Judiciary Committee markup. "And if we don't have good forest workers, could she be hurt by a tree falling out of the forest?"

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections; US: Tennessee
KEYWORDS: 2016election; clinton; drunkoldlesbian; hillary; hillarywoods; miraclewhip; stevecohen
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To: kevcol

Holy shades of meddlesome priest, Batman!


21 posted on 10/25/2017 5:00:48 AM PDT by mewzilla (Was Obama surveilling John Roberts? Might explain a lot.)
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To: kevcol
"I'm worried about Hillary Clinton, she's no longer a candidate, she's not really part of our government, and she's walking around in the forest," Cohen said at a House Judiciary Committee markup. "And if we don't have good forest workers, could she be hurt by a tree falling out of the forest?"

It's time for sensible Hillary control legislation, I tell you. She can't be out wandering around unregulated like that, god only knows what might happen. If Hillary fell in a forest with nobody there to see it, would it still make a dull thud?

22 posted on 10/25/2017 5:01:11 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: kevcol

If she is playing footsie with the Russians, she may have other things to worry about while walking in the forest.
https://youtu.be/o7EJMyL6htw


23 posted on 10/25/2017 5:01:33 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: dontreadthis
barkancide?

ROTF!!!

24 posted on 10/25/2017 5:01:44 AM PDT by mewzilla (Was Obama surveilling John Roberts? Might explain a lot.)
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To: far sider

Yes, wishful thinking.


25 posted on 10/25/2017 5:05:42 AM PDT by OKSooner (RIP Joan Rivers)
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To: Big Red Badger
I’d be worrying about a House during a Tornado!

Haha. Imagine her nasty cankles sticking out.

The horror in Munchkinland!!!

26 posted on 10/25/2017 5:06:30 AM PDT by bagster (Social Culture Warrior (SCW))
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To: mewzilla

not having good forest workers = the ‘wrong’ SS detail?


27 posted on 10/25/2017 5:09:12 AM PDT by txhurl
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To: kevcol

Ft. Marcy Park has a nice patch of woods...


28 posted on 10/25/2017 5:10:57 AM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: outofsalt
Along these lines, I think the forest animals have more to fear than the good congressman.


29 posted on 10/25/2017 5:14:00 AM PDT by DoodleBob
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To: Big Red Badger

Didn’t she once say they would hang if Trump were elected?


30 posted on 10/25/2017 5:17:00 AM PDT by trustandobey
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To: kevcol

When did the Washington Examiner start doing satire? And just how slow does Hillary walk these days? OR... Are they projecting their hopes and dreams again through passive aggressive tripe?


31 posted on 10/25/2017 5:17:50 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (You couldn't pay me enough to be famous for being stupid!)
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To: boycott
They’re afraid the truth will get out. She should have greater fear of democrats cutting the tree instead of republicans.<<<

The “uni-party” knows that if she falls....shes taking them all with her....she and Obama are the 2 big drains in the Swamp!.....and they're both starting to leak....

32 posted on 10/25/2017 5:18:44 AM PDT by M-cubed
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To: kevcol

For safety’s sake wrap her up in a white jacket with the sleeves that tie in the back.


33 posted on 10/25/2017 5:19:19 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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To: kevcol

34 posted on 10/25/2017 5:21:46 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (You can't have totalitarian globalist government if the peasants are armed, can you George?)
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To: kevcol

35 posted on 10/25/2017 5:21:46 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (You can't have totalitarian globalist government if the peasants are armed, can you George?)
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To: kevcol
Not transparent at all...

Hillary might be better off staying at home and convulsing uncontrollably instead.


36 posted on 10/25/2017 5:22:05 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: kevcol

Who would hear it?


37 posted on 10/25/2017 5:23:07 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: kevcol

Rep. Cohen knows the ‘good forest workers’ can’t clear the woods of diseased or dead trees. So what does he expect them to do?


38 posted on 10/25/2017 5:23:37 AM PDT by Heart of Georgia (#DrainTheSwamp #HeFights)
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To: kevcol

Cohen must not be following the “News” Clinton fell and “Broke her foot” so she can’t walk in the woods right now.


39 posted on 10/25/2017 5:23:40 AM PDT by cyclotic (Trump tweets are the only news source you can trust.)
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To: cyclotic

Beware or Russian Trees comrade


40 posted on 10/25/2017 5:26:50 AM PDT by Rodm
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