Beware or Russian Trees comrade
I was camping once at a campground on a US Army base. A bunch of us were sitting around and got up to do something. Just then a small obviously Russian tree (8” diameter) fell over and landed on my camp chair.
The damage wasn’t too bad, so we moved the tree and sat back down. (The tree was not obviously diseased, just decided to assassinate me and failed.
Later that day, while we were out of camp, a second assassin tree fell and further damaged my chair. It must have been Russian too.
Wait, maybe I wasn’t the target. Maybe the Russians hated my chair. I bought it at Walmart and it was made in China. Yea, that’s the ticket.