I was camping once at a campground on a US Army base. A bunch of us were sitting around and got up to do something. Just then a small obviously Russian tree (8” diameter) fell over and landed on my camp chair.
The damage wasn’t too bad, so we moved the tree and sat back down. (The tree was not obviously diseased, just decided to assassinate me and failed.
Later that day, while we were out of camp, a second assassin tree fell and further damaged my chair. It must have been Russian too.
Wait, maybe I wasn’t the target. Maybe the Russians hated my chair. I bought it at Walmart and it was made in China. Yea, that’s the ticket.
Many years ago I was in Mexico City in a cab in Chapultepec Park. Two or three lanes of traffic stopped at a stop light. A huge tree picked that moment to fall over. Flattened a car about two cars ahead of us. Luckily for the driver and his passenger, it hit the empty back half of the car. The driver immediately fled, leaving his female passenger behind. She wasn’t too pleased with him.