Posted on 09/26/2017 8:12:52 AM PDT by oh8eleven
It’s not a Colorado jogger’s fault she’s pooping on people’s lawns — because she suffered a traumatic brain injury, and now simply can’t control where she does her business, according to a man who claimed to be “a family representative.”
Her bathroom behavior is similar to breastfeeding in public and is protected under the First Amendment, the unidentified man claimed.
But a criminal defense attorney said the man is full of crap. The supposed spokesman, who also claimed the woman underwent gender reassignment surgery ...
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
So an incontinent transsexual with a brain injury is jogging around pooping on people’s lawns in public, and a “family spokesperson” claims that it’s some sort of Constitutionally protected behavior? Do I have that right?
Bet he wasn’t incontenent before he had some quack “doctor” hack his pecker off and invert it. Probably cut his sphincter muscle or perforated his anus while he was playing crazy quilt down there.
Ah, a little over-kill?
What did the psychiatrist say to the guy that ran into his office naked... Anyone can see your nuts!
I lived near Olongapo, PI for a few years, I’ll bet it smells like that.
“can’t control where she does her business”
vs
“The jogger has been pooping outside the Colorado Springs home of Cathy Budde at least once a week”
Probably not both true. But I’d bet that the second part is more easily proved.
I think I've found the problem. Confused about his/her/its gender, confused about where to take a dump.
Then it ain't no woman. It's a mutilated male with a mental illness.
Or the other way 'round.
Ah, so they are going with the insanity defense.
So he's an NFL football player.
I dunno. It could be a runoff.
Well, that’s a relief!
LOL!!
“I worked in a military organization where we had this female major, who was a long-distance runner. She’d typically run six miles everyday at an extended lunch. We had an extremely bad weather day and I was standing at the building door debating to skip lunch, and she was about to exit. I asked...was it really necessary to go and run this distance in this type of weather. She admitted it was rough, but physiologically...she was now addicted to this every single day. If she attempted to skip it...she’d have anxiety issues and get forced into running the six miles at 8 at night.
I’ve bumped into a couple of people (men and women) who were 200-mile per month type runners. They all had some form of anxiety and this was the only method of controlling their lives. The ‘pooper’ gal sounds like one of these.”
I know the type. Men and women both, Some kind of mental disorder. Running from something...probably themselves. Tend to be vegetarians, bulemic, anorexic, anal, OCD, etc. One can easily shit oneself under these circumstances,
“I listen to Savage and he says when the wind’s just right, he can smell it when he’s on his boat.”
I knew a WW2 B 25 pilot who said you could smell Africa 100 miles out over the ocean when approaching by air.
“The jogger has been pooping outside the Colorado Springs home of Cathy Budde at least once a week”
He/she/it is just marking its territory. Very normal.
“The jogger has been pooping outside the Colorado Springs home of Cathy Budde at least once a week”
And not exactly the way to win a woman’s heart.
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