[NKP_Vet]

More on the Cuban Mistress Crisis.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Anonymous sources all around.

How credible.

[StAnDeliver]

It has the unflattering oeuvre of Edwards, Cosby, and Bubba wrapped into one.

[mkjessup]

The interview has the ring of truth to it.

Likewise, the publisher states that there is video of the interview.

But Cruz can blow this all out of the water by making the following statements:

1.) “I have never been unfaithful to my wife Heidi”

2.) “I have never had an affair, or a mistress or mistresses”

3.) “I demand an immediate apology and retraction from the National Enquirer, or I will direct my legal team to being legal proceedings against them.”

That’s all he has to do. But he won’t.

Why?

[PGalt]

Interesting Candy Wrapper. /Snickers

[r_barton]

I wonder if each of these 5 or 8 women knew about the others? If not, they do now and their scorn will be directed at Ted.

[r_barton]

When the hooker dressed like a judge for Ted, was he imagining Elena Kagan or Ruth Bader Ginsburg? ;-)

[Gratia]

I suspect Cruz has cheated on his wife, but this “interview” sounds like a bunch of baloney intended to confuse the issue.

[Brilliant]

It’s very reminiscent of the TANG story reported by Dan Rather. Totally unverifiable. And for a good reason. Because it’s fabricated. But the crazies are babbling about it as though it were true.

[catnipman]

I’m a major Trump supporter, but I don’t cotton to this kind of innuendo. If there’s actual evidence, then fine, it could be a legitimate issue, but only because Cruz operatives attacked Melania Trump and because Cruz presents himself as wholesome as apple pie and “holier than thou”. Otherwise, I generally could give a rat’s behind about who sleeps with who because don’t necessarily think it’s particularly relevant. After all, Ronald Reagan was MAJOR womanizer even while married to Jane Wyman and to some degree when he was first married to Nancy Davis.

But right now, I’ve seen no EVIDENCE about these putative Cruz peccadilloes, just a bunch of BS innuendo. And I don’t necessarily assume there’s fire just because there’s smoke because the enemedia is REALLY good a blowing smoke up peoples’ behinds.

[r_barton]

The Heidi Cruz meltdown at the side of the road happed in 2005, around the time Ted is now being accused of seeing hookers dressed like school girls and judges.

Heidi Cruz. Police report about her breakdown...

Austin Police Report from Aug 22, 2005.

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/1688866/cruz-incident-report.pdf

Here is the location on Google Maps where Heidi Cruz was found sitting at 2200 (10pm), Aug 22, 2005 with her head in her hands.

“...I MADE CONTACT WITH THE ABOVE SUBJECT AT ENFIELD AND N.MOPAC. THE SUBJECT WAS SEATED IN THE GRASS, APPROXIMATELY 10 FEET AWAY FROM N.MOPAC PROPER AT THE ENFIELD ON-RAMP...”

Google Maps - Enfield Rd onramp to N. Mopac, Austin, TX
https://goo.gl/maps/iR8tKNUai2F2

[Bratch]

The report has a bovine excrement smell to it.

And this one isn't the most reliable, either. But it's out there, so I'll post it here instead of starting a new thread. It doesn't deserve one, IMO.

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Presidential Candidate Affair

DECEMBER 14, 2015 146 COMMENTS

 

 

SOLVED!

EXCLUSIVE!

 

[Blind Gossip] We have the scoop about a dramatic revelation that is expected to shake up the U.S. Presidential race within the next few weeks!

One of the candidates who is expected to make it through to the primary election is going to have to face accusations about a very recent affair. The person with whom they were having the affair: A lobbyist!

Needless to say, this accusation will raise all kinds of questions about impulse control, judgment, honesty, integrity, and vulnerability to influence from special interest groups… as well as their portrayal of themselves as “happily married” and committed to family values.

This could be a game-changer, folks!

Similar: The Presidential Candidate And The Journalist

Presidential Candidate:

[Optional] Do you care whether or not a Presidential Candidate has been faithful to their spouse?

Please Note: This is a Blind Gossip EXCLUSIVE. You must credit Blind Gossip by name AND provide a working link to our website. It’s easiest to just use the social media links below. Thanks!

SOLVED!

It’s Ted Cruz!

Senator Ted Cruz, Presidential Candidate and holier-than-thou family man, cheated on his wife.

The woman we know about is a lobbyist he met while in his job as a United States Senator. However, there may have been others. From The National Enquirer:

SHOCKING CLAIMS: PERVY TED CRUZ CAUGHT CHEATING — WITH 5 SECRET MISTRESSES!

Presidential candidate Ted Cruz is trying to survive an explosive “dirt file” on the finger-wagging conservative senator!

And the new issue of The National ENQUIRER — on newsstands now — reveals how the reports say the staunch Republican is hiding FIVE different mistresses!

“Private detectives are digging into at least five affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had,” claimed a Washington insider.

“The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what’s left of his White House campaign!”

The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney!

There are also whispers of other intimate late-night sessions Ted has had in Washington — and even a wild sex worker makes the cut!

We’re not sure if the “foxy political consultant” or the “high-placed D.C. attorney” is the same person as the lobbyist we described in our blind item. They could be three different women. And, no, we’re not going to release the name of the lobbyist. However, we will tell you that she looks a little like Melania Trump.

Just kidding. Maybe.

A lot of you guessed Donald Trump as the cheater. Since Trump has cheated on every woman in his life – and some of those affairs were publicly disclosed in the past – reports of infidelity about him would not be a game-changer. In Ted Cruz’s case, though, extramarital affairs are definitely a game-changer.

Congrats to Victoriasecretmodel for being first with the correct response! Please note that Ted Cruz has never had an affair with an actual Victoria’s Secret model. Or Melania Trump.

Related: Presidential Roommate

Related: The Presidential Candidate And The Journalist

 

 

[semimojo]

The number would be local and I would answer to silence. None of the calls were of the same number, so I threw away the phone.

This happens to me several times a day too!

I thought it was just spam robocalls but now that I know it's Ted I guess I have to trash my phone too.

This is getting expensive.

[Just mythoughts]

Remember when all the church ladies sneered over the Trump joke “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters,”

Funny how Cruz has a zipper problem and he and his supporters blame Trump... The wheat is getting sorted from the chaff... Church ladies turn out to be hypocrites.

Now remember when Cruz fired that porn star from making an ad for him???? Things that just make one go hmmmmm...

[Snickering Hound]

Thanks to Ted Cruz and the next issue of NE, you'll know the definition of "Sapiosexual".

[jimbo807]

The sound track for this is Candy Shop, by 50 Cent.

[jmaroneps37]

This is Onion stuff disregard it. There are plenty of real stories to focus on.

[DoughtyOne]

[bert]

Sorry....couldn't resist

[mlizzy]

Are people expected to believe anonymous information that comes off a site with this masthead?

https://avengersocial.wordpress.com/

[TexasCruzin]

One of Ted’s ‘Bang of Eight.’