[Snickering Hound]

Thanks to Ted Cruz and the next issue of NE, you'll know the definition of "Sapiosexual".

[Yaelle]

The way these next three affair girls describe Ted droning on and on in an autistic way sounds like him. Sapiosexual. I had to look it up, and was dismayed to find that I am one.

[katana]

The second woman’s “testimony” contains a verbatim definition of “sapiosexual” from the website Urban Dictionary. So either Ted Cruz uses that site as a source for one of his pickup lines, or this whole thing is an elaborate hoax that the National Enquirer has swallowed hooker line and sinkhole.

[cynwoody]

Thanks to Ted Cruz and the next issue of NE, you'll know the definition of "Sapiosexual".

Look it up in the Urban Dictionary.

Here's the top definition (note the date):

One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.

"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with.

I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual."

by Mr M. Ister May 26, 2004