Posted on 03/04/2016 3:21:31 PM PST by BlackFemaleArmyColonel
It's America's favorite pander. Pledging to abolish the Internal Revenue Service is only slightly less attractive than promising unlimited, consequence-free sex with the partners of our choice. Nobody likes the IRS, and eliminating it entirely will surely resolve many, many sleepless nights for too many Americans, especially at this time of year.
So, it's no wonder why Ted Cruz is promising to abolish the IRS. It's such a crucial aspect of his platform that he mentioned it twice during his Super Tuesday victory speech in Texas because, for middle-aged Republican voters, it's way better fapping material than naked pics of Sarah Palin. And Ted Cruz, with his skeevy face and Glengarry salesman mendacity, has no choice but to roll out the big guns in order to compensate for his unprecedented repulsiveness -- booger mishap and all.
Too bad it's a pipe dream.
During various Cruz stump speeches and television spots, the loathsome senator with his punch-me face can be heard to pledge three things related to taxes:
1) A 10 percent flat-tax. 2) Tax returns filed on postcard-sized forms. 3) No more IRS.
The question that ought to immediately spring to mind for anyone paying attention is this: Where the hell do we send our postcard-sized tax returns if the IRS doesn't exist any more? I've asked this question repeatedly on the Bob & Chez Show as well as throughout social media, and not a single Cruz supporter has bothered to answer.
Consequently, I did some digging myself and discovered the truth.
Ted Cruz absolutely doesn't plan to abolish the IRS after all. Instead, Cruz intends to shrink the size of the agency. How do we know this? Cruz's campaign website...
(Excerpt) Read more at thedailybanter.com ...
Before that, hey were made out to Internal Revenue Service. I remember the change because it drew a question in my mind.
Look at a 1040. It says right at the top..."Department of the Treasury - Internal Revenue Service".
Nothing will change. Call it whatever you want. It's our tax system and you're gonna pay. It's the nuts and bolts that have to change...
So I don't need to know you to make that determination. Your own thoughts and writings have demonstrated it.
I rule out at that you're a little child because you're posting here.
If you are a little child, I apologize. Someday you'll grow out of your snickering references to bodily functions and fluids.
If you aren't a little child, my point stands: you have no class.
That would be our illustrious USPS....and they’ll only charge the government double.
What a despicable human being that would continue with such disgusting photos or comments about Ted Cruz, this is the bottom of the barrel.
Anyone who would post such things on CRUZ, Trump, Rubio, Kasich or even Jeb. should be banned and the post pulled. They all have families that have to live with these things that will go on forever.
These men all have had some crude, some funny things posted, but this is the worst of the worst of the worst.
STOP IT.........
I have never seen such childish behavior since grade school and that was Mannnnnny years ago.
not only do i have class in spades i also have a sense of humor something the typical cruz supporter should look into y’all are so nasty to anyone who doesn’t agree with you lifes going to look bleak for y’all when cruz has to bow out
Today I received another unwanted email from “Team Cruz” (although I’ve told them a dozen times to stop) - this one is another fraudulent document, purported to be a “Trump University Diploma”.
I hope Trump sues him back to Texas!
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Trump isn’t suing anyone, haven’t you figured that out YET?
What a clown.
Sure sign of a little man.
Thank you
It’s why I call her Identity Politics Barbie. She was put in a timeout a couple of months ago but is back with a vengeance. I tag all her posts with paidtrumptroll. I’m pretty sure she’ll be gone after the election.
Whenever the flat tax is mentioned the employer/business tax is NOT mentioned, even though it will probably increase the cost of goods.
He's taken a lot of fodder and continues to move forward.
Saturday and Tuesday is going to be great days for DJ TRUMP.
Come in for the BIG WIN!
Right, Trump U had a 98% approval rating we can obviously get the former students the pay for it if Mexico or Congress balks at financing it. The wall should be built I just think that one of the issues that Trump will have an evolving stance.
Why do I feel BFAC is some fat-ass white dude in his mom’s basement?
I’m sure he’s great at Call of Duty.
-—”Where the hell do we send our postcard-sized tax returns if the IRS doesn’t exist any more?”-—
Couldn’t it just go to the Treasury?
rofl....very good
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