Finally, Somebody’s Making A Movie About How Difficult Chappaquiddick Was For Ted Kennedy

dailycaller.com ^ | 12/15/2015 | Jim Treacher

[rktman]

You know how it is: Your family is super-rich, your older brother was president, and someday it'll be your turn. But you also like to party a little too much, and one night, wellll... Maybe you kinda-sorta make a little oopsie. Maybe a secretary ends up drowning, and okay, okay, it may or may not be all your fault.

Is that really the sort of thing that should follow a guy around for life, when he spends all his non-partying time helping leftists get what they want? Is one woman's life really that much to pay for open borders and abortion on demand?

[rktman]

Finally, the truth may come out. Chevy or Olds. And, why didn't the kennedy clan sue GM for some sort of defect that caused the car to go out of control? I read a smallish book once called "Senatorial Privilege" about the "accident". Disgusting. And yet, the assclowns kept putting this piece of human garbage back in office. His wack job nephew bobby jr. ain't much better.

[coloradan]

Does it mention that maybe he got her pregnant?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Boston is like no other place in America. Thank God !

[Gaffer]

The piece of sh!t left his pregnant hookup in the car to die and then hustled off to spend the night elsewhere consulting with his lawyer. If there is a God he is roasting in a special room in Hell.

[RinaseaofDs]

Chappaquiddick was even more difficult for the girl. Too bad it inconvenienced Fat Teddy. Guy still ran for President. You can do that as a liberal.

Used to be a live boy or a dead girl would kill you political career.

In the last thirty years, neither of those things appear to be true for liberals. Some would call that ‘progress’.

[albie]

I can’t imagine the continued pain this continuously brings to the Kopechnes.

[Farmer Dean]

Ted Kennedy is his own eternal flame in hell.Alcohol and lard burns like napalm.

[jpsb]

Satire?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I don’t know, but holding her head underwater had to be trying on old Teddy.

[Responsibility2nd]

It WAS very difficult. Wearing that neck brace - as a prop - was itchy and uncomfortable.

 

[RetiredArmy]

That’d be my guess. He never confessed that he had accepted Jesus Christ as his Savior. Thus, I would suspect he is in that very hot place.

[Farmer Dean]

Mary Jo’s death was only one of many that Ted has to answer for.Many,many Vietnamese died when Ted pulled the rug out from under them.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

It was damned sure difficult for Mary Jo.

[rktman]

Used to be the mere mention of drug use would derail you. The current (p)resident admitted to smoking pot and using cocaine when they could get it. Results? Street cred and “Hey, he really is just like us.” BOOM! Two terms. Really? Sadly, yes.

[SamAdams76]

It's interesting to note that the initial incident was completely buried by the historic moon landing that was occurring at the same time. The entire nation (and world) was focused on Neil Armstrong & Co.

This gave the Kennedys valuable time to get their ducks in a row before media attention turned to it.

[rktman]

I don’t think libs do satire.

[tumblindice]

[1Old Pro]

Having been to the bridge, it seems the real problem was Ted’s ability to drive and save someone in a few feet of water. What a piece of sh*t - should have been involuntary homicide and years in jail like anyone else would get.

[Fantasywriter]

‘The piece of sh!t left his pregnant hookup in the car to die and then hustled off to spend the night elsewhere consulting with his lawyer.’

Not exactly. He checked into a hotel and slept the remainder of the night. The legal consultation took place the next day. Iirc, Teddy didn’t initiate it even then. Bobby located the sleepyhead and hustled him to the lawyer.

[rktman]

Looks like an Olds 88 to me.