Jeb: 'Hell yeah’ I’d kill baby Hitler

The Hill ^ | 11/09/2015 | Mark Hensch

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

Former Gov. Jeb Bush (R-Fla.) said in an interview Monday that he would personally kill an infant Adolf Hitler.

“Hell yeah I would,” he told The Huffington Post when asked about killing the Nazi leader as a baby.

[Flycatcher]

My gosh, is this more important to the people of our country than fantasy football?

'Zactly!

Jeb needs to answer more hard-hitting questions tailored especially for his intellectual depth. Such as: "Boxers or briefs?"

[DoughtyOne]

He can’t even fix his campaign.

[oldvirginian]

Especially when those headlines concern a Republican.

But is there *any* doubt that anyone, and I do mean anyone, could have given a better answer?

It seems the Bush family’s Houston intervention only aided Jebs self destructive ways.
Kind of like giving an alcoholic vodka because it has no odor and the guests won’t smell it.

[Mercat]

Hmmm. Sounds like Herod killing of the innocents.

[null and void]

Me? I’d go back 9 months earlier and do a mood breaking knock on their door...

[TalBlack]

We know how it came out WITH Hitler. We DON’T know what might have been different without him. A major reason Germany lost was...Hitler.

[Jewbacca]

My grandfather fought for Germany in WWI.

He came out OK, excepting lungs scared by mustard gas and a deep sense of betrayal when his country turned on him that never left him.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Yeb! has flipped his lid.

[oldvirginian]

I don’t get FBN so won’t be able to see it. Hopefully someone will have a live thread going so it Jeb does go off the deep end, I can live vicariously through the posters first hand account.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Killing Baby Hitler. Pre-order your copy from Amazon TODAY!

[moehoward]

A question crafted for an idiot to walk right into.

Well done Yebby.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Yeah, but would Yeb kill Pancho Villa?

[oldvirginian]

< a vid to laugh at for generations.>

And this is why reading a Jeb Bush thread is ultimately worthwhile.

As painful as it is reading about Jebs latest blunder, there are pearls like this scattered throughout.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Chocolate milk right through the nose! You owe me a new keyboard.

[TomGuy]

How would he determine which baby(ies) might grow up to be evil?

Maybe he would have Miss Cleo on speed-dial?

[freedomjusticeruleoflaw]

Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[dem bums]

Yeah, now I’m just imagining Jeb dressed as “The Terminator”, walking around with a page from an Austrian phone book torn out in his hand, saying “Is this baby ‘Adolf Shicklgruber?’”

Or just opening a Planned Parenthood clinic in Braunau-am-Inn, Austria.

[oldvirginian]

Yes, and Hitler was young enough and smart enough to make full use of it.
He surrounded himself with those who were able to make things work.
Goebbels and the architect Spear come to mind.

Hitler actually broke every rule of public speaking.
He often showed up late, he would just stand there before approaching the mic, he would start slowly and in a soft voice.
All the things you aren’t supposed to do as a public speaker.

But once the people were leaning forward to hear, he set the hooks and took them for a ride.

No doubt if he were to take a public speaking course today, he would fail miserably.

Hitler was also the first aspiring politician to use the airplane to maximize his availability for live appearances.
No one else was thinking beyond the railway schedule.

[oldvirginian]

Just put it on my account.
I’m good for it.
I swear!
I swear!

[Zman516]

Alois Hitler was a severe abusive SOB, but then, most German fathers at that time and place were severe disciplinarians to some degree. It made for fertile ground for the growth of the Nazi Party. I read where Rudolf Hoess’s father was a Staunch Catholic and Rudy was brought up to obey authority without question.

It made him a perfect commandant for Auschwitz.

As for “Hebbie”, He’ll “fix it” until it’s broken.