Posted on 09/28/2015 5:08:57 PM PDT by MarvinStinson
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”
Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Trump: “No the other one:” Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
That’s good stuff Marvin!
If you don’t mind, it’s on its way soon to a lefty relative in CA who stated in a recent e-mail that he found Trump “troubling”.
Ha, ha!
Hillary: “That real estate scam in Arkansas?”
"The Whitewater controversy (also known as the Whitewater scandal, or simply Whitewater) began with investigations into the real estate investments of Bill and Hillary Clinton and their associates, Jim and Susan McDougal, in the Whitewater Development Corporation, a failed business venture in the 1970s and 1980s."
Whitewater Convictions
Jim Guy Tucker: Governor of Arkansas at the time, removed from office (fraud, 3 counts)
John Haley: attorney for Jim Guy Tucker (tax evasion)
William J. Marks, Sr.: Jim Guy Tucker’s business partner (conspiracy)
Stephen Smith: former Governor Clinton aide (conspiracy to misapply funds). Bill Clinton pardoned.
Webster Hubbell: Clinton political supporter; Rose Law Firm partner (embezzlement, fraud)
Jim McDougal: banker, Clinton political supporter: (18 felonies, varied)
Susan McDougal: Clinton political supporter (multiple fraud). Bill Clinton pardoned.
David Hale: banker, self-proclaimed Clinton political supporter: (conspiracy, fraud)
Neal Ainley: Perry County Bank president (embezzled bank funds for Clinton campaign)
Chris Wade: Whitewater real estate broker (multiple loan fraud). Bill Clinton pardoned.
Larry Kuca: Madison real estate agent (multiple loan fraud)
Robert W. Palmer: Madison appraiser (conspiracy). Bill Clinton pardoned.
John Latham: Madison Bank CEO (bank fraud)
Eugene Fitzhugh: Whitewater defendant (multiple bribery)
Charles Matthews: Whitewater defendant (bribery)
Ultimately the Clintons were never charged, but 15 other persons were convicted of more than 40 crimes, including Bill Clinton’s successor as Governor, who was removed from office.[40]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitewater_%28controversy%29#Convictions
Would Loral, Arkanicide, and Marcy Park be valid as well?
amazing
Great reminder.
Please send it far and wide.
All right then, off it goes ...
Amazing.
I have to admit I wasn’t aware that was to that degree.
Laying it out like that as you did makes it very clear.
Of course.
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “My stealing over $100,00 of property from the White House when we left?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “Being involved with the death of Vince Foster?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “My not having a first name until I was 9 because Sir Edmond Hillary had not yet become famous?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “My rifling through Vince Foster’s records after he was ‘found’ dead?”
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “My theft of almost 1000 FBI files?”
Thanks ETL.
Good post.
Just remember, there was nothing there. It was all a big vast Right Wing conspiracy. /s
How about insulting stay-at-home mothers everywhere by commenting, “”I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was fulfill my profession...”
I say that as a woman with a law degree who opted to “stay at home and bake cookies” and take care of my children. I was seven-eight months pregnant when I studied for and took the bar exam, and was admitted to the bar while holding my newborn son.
The opportunity costs were tremendous. But when I looked at all the little cribs lined up, like little jail cells, I just couldn`t do it.
Just imagine, a Trump VS Hillary debate...
It would look like this:
Trump: “No, the other one.” Hillary: “My making $100,000 trading cattle futures?”
Bookmark
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “My husband selling US security to the ChiComs for campaign cash?”
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