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Supreme Court: Division By Zero Now Legal
17 July 2015
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Posted on 07/17/2015 1:29:19 PM PDT by mbarker12474
Coming several days after a series of other court rulings, the Supreme Court issued a ruling today enabling division by zero. Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony Kennedy declares that all government and commercial actions outlawing division by zero, or declaring division by zero to be undefined or in error, are unconstitutional under both the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses.
The White House and many LGBTZ groups hailed the decision.
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: division; parody; scotus; zero
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Why the heck not.
To: mbarker12474
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:30:16 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: mbarker12474
Up is now down,too, and vice versa.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:32:38 PM PDT
by
Faith Presses On
("After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations...")
To: mbarker12474
Obama’s been doing it for years.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:33:40 PM PDT
by
Jim Robinson
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
To: mbarker12474
So this is a decision ratifying division by Obama which explains what is happening to the USA.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:34:08 PM PDT
by
Truth29
To: mbarker12474
If they would not have done this, women and children would have suffered.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:34:09 PM PDT
by
exnavy
(Gun control is two hands, one shot, one kill.)
To: mbarker12474
Don’t be such a zerophobe!
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:35:12 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Couples? Same-sex COUPLES?! Don't be such a narrow-minded hate-filled clusterphobe.)
To: mbarker12474
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:35:40 PM PDT
by
Regulator
To: mbarker12474
Let’s defy the gods of the copybook headings and declare every perversion and lust of the flesh as “good”,
and see how society shakes out...
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:36:33 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: mbarker12474
I think they should declare gravity unconstitutional, first.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:37:03 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: mbarker12474
The original Pentium Processor was feeling disenfranchised.
Maybe Intel should have sued for special rights instead of spending millions fixing the problem.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:37:07 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: Regulator
NaN is now outlawed.
How would YOU feel if you were called NaN?
Stop the hate.
:)
To: mbarker12474
What about all the bigotry against prime numbers? Nobody but 1 will divide with them.
To: mbarker12474
A little lesser publicized court decision the same day now declares the existence of two consecutive odd integers.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:38:23 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(The last time the GOP ran an "extremist," Reagan won 44 states.)
To: mbarker12474
In their infinite wisdom.....
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:38:41 PM PDT
by
grania
To: Regulator
NaN NaN NaN NaN....NaN NaN NaN NaN....Hey hey hey....goodbye.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:39:04 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Regulator
To: mbarker12474
Dies ‘Infinity’ now have a number?..................
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:40:03 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: MrB
Gravity is responsible for millions of deaths over the centuries. It should certainly be unconstitutional. Obama has a pen, why doesn’t he use it?
To: BipolarBob
I’m sure it affects women and minorities worse than others.
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posted on
07/17/2015 1:41:11 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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