I’d buy tickets to a tank biathlon. Sounds a lot cooler than the regular biathlon (which is actually pretty grueling, if not terribly exciting).
Now the Russians are toying with the the weak Americans. They know they have Obama on the ropes so just for the fun of it they challenge the US to something the US will turn down as being “too militant”, too violent and nasty, too not-reset oriented and only for bullies.
Of course the Russkies will laugh, tip a few shots of Vodka and call Obama a “homo” - all in good fun mind you...
No, tanks.
As soon as Obama heard, “bi,” he was all for it.
Now Barry will beat the bushes for a homosexual tank commander...
Destitute and dying old mother Russia is beating the crap out of Obama and the world titters at the disgrace.
Kerry was called out, challenged to a duel. Taking his lace handkerchief from his sleeve and waving it about, Kerry wondered aloud, who will be our seconds for this duel?
Kerry however is no Scarlet Pimpernel, he really is a fop
Sounds like a classic case of my d!!k is bigger than yours.
The Russians are attempting to prove their latest tanks are more than a match for the Abrams. GD’s Abrams upgrade contracts have all been cancelled due to the fact the Army isn’t using the Abrams in Afghanistan. The Army is attempting to retire the tank but Congress won’t let them. This tank affair would be bad publicity for the US.
Sounds like a good way to find out your enemies weakness.
I’ve seen it once some 5 years ago in Nizhniy Tagil. A local tank builders’ union team toasted either army and rival south Siberian Omsktransmash tank&railcar company’s teams at the time. A lot of fun, a kind of Russian NASCAR. In one of the events earlier army had an American exchange driver from Torgau program on T-80.
I’m beginning to like that Putin cad...
Putin can drive the Russian tank, and the Fairy King can drive the US tank.
That would be interesting.
Imagine if a conflict broke out on the ‘gaming grounds’.
We had our tank biathlon in Iraq. As I recall,entire divisions of Iraqi Russian tanks were decimated in short order, some even by Bradley fighting vehicles.
Pointless.
How about a reenactment of the Battle of Kursk?
Hmmmmm, I was thinking, the odds would be more Russian Tanks vs fewer American Tanks. Maybe we could put in a German Crew, they wrote the book on fighting against greater numbers. Then again if you really want action, get a Polish crew, they’ll do it for fun.