Out of the Mouths of Liberals

Ace Of Spades HQ ^ | June 1, 2013

[2ndDivisionVet]

Happy weekend to one and all. And now for something completely different. Or, not:

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OK, so the question is, what is the craziest, dumbest, most relentlessly idiotic, jaw-droppingly imbecilic thing ever said to you by a liberal? And I don't mean the usual "Obama is good", "Republicans are mean" LIV talking points, I'm talking about remarks that are just so full of weapons-grade stupid that you're left gasping for air like a gutted fish, completely speechless, and feeling like your head has been filled with Elmer's glue.

Just how dumb can they get? Let's see what you've got.

And no fair just Googling for quotes from Nancy Pelosi or Keith Olbermann, it has to be something that was said directly to you personally.

I'll prime the pump with a few examples:

"The main stream media are hopelessly biased in favour of the right - a result of the fact that they are owned by mega-corporations."

A woman I met in a dog park in San Diego told me that she didn't mind illegal immigration as long as it didn't bring down her property values

Another one responded to my reference to the famous Chesterton quote about how people shouldn't change things without first understanding why they are the way they are in the first place by asking me if I thought women should be allowed to wear pants.

And this last one is moron-worthy:

I was once told by my friend's girlfriend that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC because all the antibiotics they gave to the chickens had mutated them to such an extent that they could no longer be legally called chicken. I thought she was joking and laughed....

[2ndDivisionVet]

Read the comments, too.

[P.O.E.]

I hear them relentlessly bash America, and sound like they know what they’re talking about. They obviously haven’t studied history, or math, or have traveled overseas.

[FatherofFive]

“We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it!”

[UCANSEE2]

I had a female friend visiting, and my son and I were talking about Benghazi.

She said, “who is Ben Ghazi” ?

I just looked at my son and said, “see?”

[Fantasywriter]

“We invaded Iraq for the oil.”

[GOP Poet]

"We can't talk about that now their here."

This was my liberal brother that I thought was one of my closest siblings as he spoke to my other brother at Thanksgiving. When he said their he nodded at me and my husband who are known conservatives. No they weren't planning a surprise party. Made me feel like a Jew in Nazi Germany and had 'friends' working for the SS.

[GOP Poet]

Having lived and been in higher education in Los Angeles and now living elsewhere in California on the coast, I hear so much of this crap that blows my mind I can't even remember a word of it anymore. Most of it is just amazing. They sound like locked up mental patients out on a pass for the day. Usually though it is a teacher who takes an hour to drone on in a class that has nothing to do with politics or a colleague that I used to like and possibly trust then . . . nata.After they open their mouth it is like they become a freak to me and although they don't notice the difference I keep them at arms length.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I never talk to liberals on purpose. But when I do I promptly forget what they said.

[Mortrey]

Once had a fight with a relative who said universities are environments for the free exchange of ideas.

Cough..cough..huh?

As long as there is no conservative ideas being given, was my response.

The relative HAD NO RESPONSE (but was PO’d). ZING!!!!

(sad thing IS, relative is a Harvarrrrrd grad.)

[yldstrk]

computers use a lot of electricity

[ClearCase_guy]

A lot of Liberals have never actually heard a Conservative position described on any particular issue. They don’t know what Conservatives believe. But they do know that Conservatives are stupid and wrong.

[Nateman]

"Rocks have consciousness." Yep and she believed it too! No wonder that one could fall for anything.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Compared to what?

[Oberon]

“Happy Memorial Day!”

I kid you not.

[jiggyboy]

Just off of the top of my head, a perennial every Calofirnia election when discussing bond measures:

"No, look, it says right here in the Proposition: 'This will not cause an increase in taxes'. The state government will pay for it!"

[jiggyboy]

What was that video maybe two years ago from some local government meeting — Santa Cruz CA? — where a girl got up and said we should all just give all the homeless people food from the trees, it won’t cost anybody anything because it grows on trees, something like that.

[lurk]

From a Chitown relative who is part of the Chicago Dem machine, an employee of the state:

“The state, by law, provides health insurance for every child in the state.”

And the little thought cloud over my head was saying, And here we find a clue to the $11 billion debt you have.

[jiggyboy]

Ah here we go, the “food is free” part starts at about 2:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZsVbCu4Hk

“growing food is so good, um, for the people, because it’s free. all you have to do is pay the farmers, and pay for the land...the food’s free, so we should just sell it at the farmer’s market.”

[Prole]

I never talk to liberals on purpose. But when I do I promptly forget what they said. Bingo.

My neighbors are libs, and I am thinking of putting up a vinyl fence to separate my property from theirs in addition to attaining some privacy.

My girlfriend's idiotic roommate is also a huge lib, and I seldom ever talk to her either.

These people really are something else. Americans? I hardly think so. These stupid b@stards identify more with Communism than they do with the American way of life. They really are nuts.

[yldstrk]

computers use a lot of electricity and that
s why we have an energy crisis MIL