Posted on 04/15/2013 4:32:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Predictably, the American Pravda Press immediately began conjecturing that the tragic terrorist act in Boston, at the Marathon, was possibly caused by 'right wing extremists'.
On other parts of the web, liberal whackadoodles were trying to pin this, not on the three suspects in custody, but Sarah Palin, saying:
I consider myself a helpful fellow. So in that spirit, I offer MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN the following blame assignment list:
The causes of this terrorist attack are, as follows.....
- Racism.
- White entitlement.
- Christianity.
- Gun ownership.
- Cigarette sales.
- Global warming.
- Clearcutting of forests.
- The BP Oil Spill.
- George W. Bush.
- Sarah Palin.
- Racism.
- Tea Partiers.
- Tea Party Racism.
- SEQUESTRATION!
- The failure to embrace 'undocumented workers'.
- The failure to reach out to Islam.
- Racism.
- Attempts to create a Mexican border fence.
- Mitch McConnells stubbornness.
- The NRA.
- Pro-US sentiments.
- John Boehner.
- False accusations of Democrat voter fraud.
- Birthers.
- Racism.
- Wayne LaPierre.
- Keystone Pipeline.
- Big Gulp Sodas.
- Slavery prior to the American Civil War.
- Fracking.
- Non-union workplaces and Right to Work states.
- Homophobia.
- Hostility to Native Americans.
- The Bible.
- CO2.
- Slow implementation of Obamacare.
- Republicans not caring about the unemployed.
- Gold bugs and Preppers.
- High capacity magazines.
- SEQUESTRATION!
- Violence against women.
- Rejection of Sharia law.
- Failing to make loans available to minorities.
- Racism.
- SEQUESTRATION!
- Guns.
- Unregulated internet.
- Free Republic.
- Racism.
- People who mocked Liberals who said rape would be preventable with whistles, and vomiting and urinating on yourself.
- Opposition to post-birth abortion.
There you are, my media propaganda friends. Fifty one fresh, crispy ways to blame the right for the actions of terrorists, who will undoubtably actually turn out to be Islamic extremists.
BITE YOUR TONGUE.
And some crispy, yummy bacon.
WE all think if you just say psychotic you have us and all of you others covered.
I like this girl.
She's HAWT.
alert! alert! The Administration Broadcasting Company (ABC) just announced it as “terrorism at the Boston Marathon!” and the reports even mention the Muslem “suspects”
so maybe ABC didn’t get the message this time?
Surely, its Bush’s fault! Or Sarah’s, or Rush’s, or just a TeaParty practice drill, or?
52. Emerald ash borer beetles.
If you had a beetle in your shorts right now, it would probably bother you, right?
A big EAB beetle with those prickly, scurrying legs and sharp pincers, and knowing how they like to bore through wood.
One could very well make a guy jump up and lash/strike out in anger and, most importantly, they want to kill our ashes.
Not many know this, but an EAB beetle killed Elvis. It was in his ... that’s right, his Jockey shorts.
The foregoing makes as much sense as what I’ve been seeing on TeeVee.
Muslims,
ISLAMIC TERRORISM,
Coordinated ATTACK,
SAUDI ARABIAN "Person of interest" under guard in the hospital. *Thank you New York Post for being the ONLY news paper or organization to mention this IMPORTANT piece of information.
Islam,
Jihad,
The Great Satan,
If Islamic terrorists are behind this attack you can expect Obamessiah and the Holder Injustice Department to pull a Bengazi Sargent Schultz = "We know nothing, we see nothing, we hear nothing... move along, move along. There is nothing to see here."
Who won the Marathon ?
The Presstitute Polidiot did.
That’s a wonderful list Laz ...
You definitely, definitely forgot the repression of transgendered Native American Lesbian single mothers who, ashamed of their Nativeness and seeking diversity (in which there is strength) who courageously emigrated to Mexico only to find a phalanx of immigration restrictions blocking their every move, and so returned to the despised land of their birth to undergo opiate rehab and join the fight against the white man’s firearm obsession disguised as penis envy.
But I understand completely that this is a very awkward bumper sticker.
Yes my friend.... You are spot on!!
I hope this post is not offensive
Hey, I’m just trying to save Chris Matthews some work.
THAT was... EPIC. :)
(curtsies)
THE BABY KILLERS DID IT!!!!!!!!
188 please
Did they just say you don’t know squawt, Laz?
Unhealthy school lunches.
True, true.....
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