52. Emerald ash borer beetles.
If you had a beetle in your shorts right now, it would probably bother you, right?
A big EAB beetle with those prickly, scurrying legs and sharp pincers, and knowing how they like to bore through wood.
One could very well make a guy jump up and lash/strike out in anger and, most importantly, they want to kill our ashes.
Not many know this, but an EAB beetle killed Elvis. It was in his ... that’s right, his Jockey shorts.
The foregoing makes as much sense as what I’ve been seeing on TeeVee.
Ohhhhh....
ASH borer... Whew, for a moment I thought the pink Nazis had a new secret weapon.