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My Daughter
Posted on 07/22/2012 2:27:38 PM PDT by EveningStar
My daughter walked into the family living room last night and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone that wants it."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that.
She actually said, "Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Muhammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's re-election campaign."
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; idonthaveadaughter; joke; obama; vanity
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To: EveningStar
I am deeply saddened to hear of the loss of your child.
May GOD be with you to comfort you in your time of troubles.
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posted on
07/22/2012 2:56:07 PM PDT
by
Repeal The 17th
(We have met the enemy and he is us.)
To: EveningStar
Hey Mo, have a BLT sandwich while our pet snufflehound snuffles all over ya.
As for your Obama campaign, hope you like rooting for a loser so bad that even Mitt Romney will mop the floor with him. Enjoy!
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:00:15 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
To: EveningStar
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:04:06 PM PDT
by
sarasmom
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xZsFe6dM3EY)
To: EveningStar
Don’t get attached to the grandchildren.
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:06:32 PM PDT
by
ntnychik
To: EveningStar
I sure hope you don’t spill any pork rinds on Moe’s prayer rug.
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:06:53 PM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(No matter who you elect,the government eventually gets in.)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:07:51 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
("The writing is on the wall - Unions are screwed. reformist2 10:04 PM #27")
To: EveningStar
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:08:58 PM PDT
by
Sarajevo
(Don't think for a minute that this excuse for a President has America's best interest in mind.)
To: EveningStar
it's called tough love...
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:10:56 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: EveningStar; EEGator; null and void
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAAAA! F'in A!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHA! My daughter did that TWICE to me!!!!! The first time, in front her her friends, she mysteriously landed on her ass. In front her friends. TWO steps from the exit door. The second time, new boyfriend, my wife told me to bite my tongue....
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Badpublicity
To: EveningStar
Show them your kindness and sensitivity by sending a ham every Christmas from an Independent businessman from Texas with a sprawling, productive oil lease.
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:18:28 PM PDT
by
Dysart
(Race card is tyranny. Don't be cowed.)
Comment #31 Removed by Moderator
To: EveningStar
So, does mo support homosexual marriage?
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:21:28 PM PDT
by
MulberryDraw
(That which cannot be paid, won't be paid.)
To: EveningStar
The daughter of my very liberal next door neighbor, who graduated from a clothing optional Vermont hippie college, married a Mohammed in Cairo whom she met on an internship and now wears burka.
It happens.
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:25:42 PM PDT
by
y6162
To: EveningStar
hee hee...how many folks with daughters just got forwarded a copy of this ;-)
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:31:39 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: y6162
Tragic. How does your neighbor feel about it ?
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:32:40 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: EveningStar
And here is your daughter a few years later with your three grand-daughters.
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:47:13 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: All; albie; Nebr FAL owner; meatloaf; Gay State Conservative; GenXteacher; yefragetuwrabrumuy; ...
BTW, I don't have a daughter. This is a joke I read on another forum. :)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
“Might as well get used to it now, honey. Its all you have left to look forward to.”
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:53:25 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
To: EveningStar
In that case, I withdraw my prayer. Sorry.
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posted on
07/22/2012 3:59:18 PM PDT
by
Repeal The 17th
(We have met the enemy and he is us.)
To: PLMerite
Tragic. How does your neighbor feel about it ?
Numb. They don’t have the ability to disapprove.
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posted on
07/22/2012 4:01:07 PM PDT
by
y6162
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