My Daughter

[Jayster]

Ummmm....yea I got that.....I got your joke but mine seemed to slip right by you.

Muhammad married a 6 year old named Aisha.

[CAluvdubya]

LOL!

Excellent interpretation!

[funfan]

Did you ask her why and what policy's of President Obama she admires? I would like to know what her answers were or are.
I do not get what people see in him never have never will.

[bigheadfred]

BTW, I don't have a daughter. This is a joke I read on another forum. :)

CONGRATULATIONS! I'm buying you tickets to the new Batman movie.

[EveningStar]

Duh. It did slip by me.

[EveningStar]

See post 37.

[Jayster]

Burka Burka

[rlmorel]

“Burka, Burka, Mohammed Jihad...”

[PetroniDE]

If the daughter does not want her share of the inheritance, I will claim it. ROFLOL.

[super7man]

I’m soooooo happy. My daughter and husband are Paul-bots.

I can deal with it.

[super7man]

Opps..... my daugher and her husband

[PLMerite]

She’ll no doubt expect them to rescue her when it all goes south.

[EveningStar]

That’s aPauling. :)

[Bobalu]

I was liberal as a kid...

I grew out of it at about 17 or so. About the same time I developed a strong aversion to lies and all who tell them.

I don’t mean of course lies like “Does this skirt make my butt look big?” .. “No, not at all honey” I mean the kind like “The rich don’t pay their fair share of taxes”

[Hoodat]

I have a daughter. Needless to say, I wasn't laughing.

My daughter and I have had tough issues over the years. But the one thing I was able to inculcate in her is conservatism.

In 2000, her middle school held a mock election. She was one of only two students in the entire school who voted for Bush. To this day, she is still proud of that.

[Tunehead54]

Please elaborate. Proven useful techniques buys you a nice dinner! FReepmail is fine in case any methods are borderline in terms of legality, good taste or bad taste - whatever works is my current frame of mind ... ;-)

[TXnMA]

"Howdy, Mo. Need four bits of info from you:"

1. "Is the bore of my Glock clean?"

2. "Is that a Silvertip or a Glazer you can see in the chamber?"

3. "Is my trigger finger twitching?"

4. "How quickly can you get back through the door through which you entered?"

[SuperLuminal]

Wow! That means “good” news would have been for her to announce her intention to become a “lady of the night” to support herself...{:-(

[DaveA37]

My daughter would never even considered a “Mooooohammad” in the first place. But then again, I do not have a daughter. Guess the kids today think a lot different that those I grew up with.