Makes perfect sense to a moron like me
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t all rotting vegetation create methane?
I’m thinking the same amount of methane is created whether a leaf is consumed or falls into the swamp.
This scientific report clearly misses the main culprit. The Greek playwright, Aristophanes, thousand of years ago described how mosquitoes fly by farting. I am almost sure of this, althought I did go to public school so somebody should check my accuracy. Granted, dinosaurs are big, and even an SBD (Silent But Deadly) emission would be catastrophic, but there were few dinosaurs. On the other hand, there have always been lots of mosquitoes, which you will know if you have been out enjoying the local “green space” created by your tax dollars. A trillion zillion gabillion (words a Democrat lives) gnat farts create more bad gas than all the Dinos that ever lived. So, lesson - don’t get in an elevator with a mosquito. When the fumes hit, he will never admit it was him, not you. Or is that “he”?
Climate Change parodies itself.
So...? Cattle are the megaherbivores of our day? Are we all going to die? Or do we get a warm, wet climate? Would that be bad? Draw your own conclusions.
Today we have over 6 billion people breaking wind so is that equivalent to a lesser number of dinosaurs?
Passing gas does cause the climate to become more volatile. Just last night, I passed gas under the covers. The climate was most hostile for a few moments and then was very cold the rest of the night.
Ban beans and Mexican food!
Name “Mesozoic” changed to “Fartozoic.”
Well they have to keep that grant money flowing in to maintain their lifestyle.......
Wonder how they fill out the grant money papers for this one.
And wonder how much they got to produce this bit of stupidity.
ALGORE passing wind is the big problem!
Hmmmm, they caused much more “climate changing” gasses than we....and lasted millions and millions of years longer.
Seems to be a pattern there somewhere......
And butterfly wings cause hurricanes. Sure.
But that methane and CO2 are the basic organic building blocks of life gets lost on those loonies. This is such a stupid argument, that something healthy and living is a generator of the very things it consumes and retains.
I am going to the Museum of Natural History on Saturday, taking one more look at the Brontosaurus, and thanking my Creator that I was not around to smell that.