Posted on 11/10/2011 8:32:26 AM PST by jdsteel
I think I know what makes the Democrats dislike Herman Cain as much as they do. No, it is not because he overcame humble beginnings and worked his way through college while earning a Masters Degree in Computer Sciences without relying on affirmative action or grants like some. No, it is because Herman is a total loser with the ladies.
Imagine Herman, successful in turning around not just one but two businesses and then in a position of power in the National Restaurant association, looking for some “action”. According to one of the women who have accused him of sexual shenanigans, the best line he could manage was to compare her height to that of his wife. This blatant lack of seduction skills makes Al Gore’s line about releasing his Chakra sound like pure gold in comparison! How well did this lame line work for Herman? According to the women in question, not at all.
Apparently, his game got no better with time. Picture this; a younger blond drives herself into town for a private meeting. They both know she’s looking for a favor; she wants a job. First there’s a nice dinner together in an expensive restaurant, then later that night the two of them are alone in a parked car. Let’s stop this scenario for a minute and imagine that instead of Herman Cain with the young woman, it was Bill Clinton. How well would Bill do? That’s right; “home run”. You could not get the ball in the strike zone any better than that; he’d have hit it out of the park. How well did Herman do? According to the lady in question… Herman totally struck out. What a loser!
There is not ONE woman that has come forward that Herman has successfully seduced. Imagine that; an expert in ballistics that missed the target 100% of the time. Democrats demand better than that. So, if these women are to believed a man that has been successful in college, business, as an author, writer and talk show host has powers of seduction that pale in comparison to those of... John Edwards. Pitiful.
Oh noes! Our mandingo is a bust!
LOL, great line!
I can’t tell if this is stupid satire or just plain stupid.
For the record, I believe they are all lying scumbag whores and none of that sh*t happened, except what Herman said happened, comparing a woman to the height of his wife. Which is what? What is that?
It’s called a joke.
As Herman once said, it’s time for America to get a sense of humor.
I imagine Al Gore, all three hundred pounds of him, fresh from his G-5, standing in his hotel suite, sans anything but a towel, groping a masseuse while fumbling with his ‘parts’ trying to accomplish “Mission Impossible”...
Your Dad sounds like he was a hero to a lot of people. Very sorry for your loss, nully.
Oh yeah everyone know that Willie Mitty is the mormon god’;s gift to women...
so many wanted to be “married” to him in the mormon after life...
Thanks. He was.
This article is making fun of those making the charges against Cain, and doing a good job of it.
Ok. Sorry.
I just didn’t get it.
Shoot me.
You have my permission.
Yeah, guys like Cain, who have absolutely NO charisma or charm, who have NO sense of humor, who are not accomplished in any way, who have NO self-confidence, who aren’t smart — they always suck with the ladies. That’s why they always have to engage in harassment, because they strike out with women all the time, so they actually resent, almost hate women, so they abuse them, they take advantage of their power, etc.
Oh wait.... Cain DOES have charisma, he IS charming, he DOES have a great sense of humor, he’s very ACCOMPLISHED, and he’s SMART. Yeah, he probably has a really hard time attracting women. NOT.
I agree! Where is our stained blue dress? Where is our cherished out-of-wedlock baby? Where is our missing intern? Where are our philandering Hollywood supporters? Herman must be junior-league as far as scandals go... None of them are believable - the first two were just “paid to go away” as it was more expen$ive to duke it out in court and far less wearisome at the time. This recent one, she’s a d00zie! Paid to ‘come forward’ and with a typical poor Gloria “All-read” script. GO HERMAN!
I sat there thinking: "They have believed their own propaganda."
Ok. I guess I’m just slow this morning.
It didn’t seem that funny to me. But ok, I’ll concede. I stepped in it.
LOL...I thought of that very same thing last night but didn't have the heart to post it!
Ha! You’ve redeemed yourself, lol.
South40 posted it... I borrowed it for my tagline.
So South40 gets the credit for being “heartless.” ;-)
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