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Man in cow suit robs Walmart of 26 gallons of milk
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| Apr 28, 2012
| Liz Goodwin
Posted on 04/28/2011 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb
A man dressed in a cow suit managed to rob a busy Stafford, Virginia Walmart of 26 gallons of milk on Tuesday night before being nabbed by the cops.
Apparently, the cow-suited criminal escaped the megastore by crawling out the doors, "trying to emulate cattle." He then began handing out the stolen jugs right outside the store before making his escape, in a sort of bovine interpretation of Robin Hood.
Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds.
"I gotta tell you it's our first cow shoplifter," Kennedy said of the unusual crime.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: costume; cows; milk; napl; walmart
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To: paulycy
>>Cow nabbed by the cops. <<
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posted on
04/29/2011 1:17:30 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: kearnyirish2
Gary Larson and the Far Side...In the forward to one of his compendium books he said, I should have just named it The Cow Side.
To: Slings and Arrows
Someone needs to get off the teat.
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posted on
04/29/2011 1:22:28 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
To: Slings and Arrows
Guy’s been sniffing too much dairy air.
To: txroadkill
(applause)
Well done.
I didn’t even make the connection when I first heard the story.
The question is, how did she manage to stash the cow suit in the guy’s car so he’d take the fall?
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posted on
04/29/2011 1:54:49 PM PDT
by
Choose Ye This Day
("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: Slings and Arrows
Obligatory moo bang post.
Somebody hadda.
46
posted on
04/29/2011 2:17:51 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Wait, what?)
To: paulycy
It was moo-solini what done it. Il Ducle?
47
posted on
04/29/2011 2:20:22 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: paulycy
It was moo-solini what done it. Il Dulce?
48
posted on
04/29/2011 2:20:36 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: glock rocks
49
posted on
04/29/2011 2:21:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
50
posted on
04/29/2011 2:21:32 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: Danae
When did we start taking about 0bama?
51
posted on
04/29/2011 2:25:14 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: TheOldLady
It’s good practice for a career in politics.
52
posted on
04/29/2011 2:26:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
yea... I guess Moose do have teats don’t they....
53
posted on
04/29/2011 5:51:21 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
To: tlb
Maddow did what?
To: Choose Ye This Day
The question is, how did she manage to stash the cow suit in the guy’s car so he’d take the fall? "She" is a Dummie so just because "she" says "she" is a "she" and they accept "her" as a "she" doesn't actually mean "she" meets the physical requirements to be a "she".
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posted on
04/29/2011 7:25:34 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
( We're sooooooo screwed!)
To: Revolting cat!
Why not? Mary had a little lamb.
56
posted on
04/29/2011 7:27:30 PM PDT
by
WSGilcrest
(Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus ad erit.)
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