Man in cow suit robs Walmart of 26 gallons of milk

Yahoo ^ | Apr 28, 2012 | Liz Goodwin

[tlb]

A man dressed in a cow suit managed to rob a busy Stafford, Virginia Walmart of 26 gallons of milk on Tuesday night before being nabbed by the cops.

Apparently, the cow-suited criminal escaped the megastore by crawling out the doors, "trying to emulate cattle." He then began handing out the stolen jugs right outside the store before making his escape, in a sort of bovine interpretation of Robin Hood.

Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds.

"I gotta tell you it's our first cow shoplifter," Kennedy said of the unusual crime.

[TigersEye]

That herd missed a bet. They need one more cow with an ‘I’ between the ‘A’ and the ‘R.’

[Hunton Peck]

Well, see, that second “I” cow was the one that snuck away to commit the dary heist at Wal-Mart!

[TigersEye]

Ah, of course! lol

[C210N]

Plug for cows with guns

[C210N]

Traiter cow

[BerryDingle]

Cows produce milk but this was a man. Bull?

"Hay", don't have a calf over this!

[Puckster]

I give this thread 2 teats up.

[Puckster]

I have no idea how he hoofed it out of there with so many utters worth of milk. Can we work elmer's glue into this story?

[kearnyirish2]

“One suggested instead of shoplifting, the charge should have been some sort of moooving violation.”

Any time I see a cow story, I inevitably think of Gary Larson and the Far Side...

[central_va]

This is just another man dressed as a cow stealing milk with a Robin Hood complex story. Nothing to see here. Move along.

[ALPAPilot]

Who’s bailing Johnny Knoxville out of jail?

[NVDave]

I’m calling BS.

That much milk would have weighed over 200lbs.

Unless that 18 year old was actually the size of a cow, I’m doubting he hauled that many gallons out of the store.

[C210N]

would you believe 26 “gallons” of powdered milk?

[Gopher Broke]

In our Obama depression, even cows cannot afford milk for their young.

Must have been one of the Chick Filet cows, gone criminal.

[netmilsmom]

Even cows know what a cart is.

I’m sure he moooved it out on wheels.

[steve8714]

Was he stealing or just skimming?

[Defend Liberty]

Was he stealing or just skimming?

He was mooching.

[Slings and Arrows]

Freakin' cow-munist...

[paulycy]

It was moo-solini what done it.

[Daffynition]

Udderly ridiculous!

Shouldn't that say *Mother*?