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Man in cow suit robs Walmart of 26 gallons of milk
Yahoo ^ | Apr 28, 2012 | Liz Goodwin

Posted on 04/28/2011 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb

A man dressed in a cow suit managed to rob a busy Stafford, Virginia Walmart of 26 gallons of milk on Tuesday night before being nabbed by the cops.

Apparently, the cow-suited criminal escaped the megastore by crawling out the doors, "trying to emulate cattle." He then began handing out the stolen jugs right outside the store before making his escape, in a sort of bovine interpretation of Robin Hood.

Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds.

"I gotta tell you it's our first cow shoplifter," Kennedy said of the unusual crime.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: costume; cows; milk; napl; walmart
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To: Hunton Peck

That herd missed a bet. They need one more cow with an ‘I’ between the ‘A’ and the ‘R.’


21 posted on 04/28/2011 10:56:49 PM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: TigersEye

Well, see, that second “I” cow was the one that snuck away to commit the dary heist at Wal-Mart!


22 posted on 04/28/2011 11:00:50 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: Hunton Peck

Ah, of course! lol


23 posted on 04/28/2011 11:18:13 PM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: tlb
Plug for cows with guns


24 posted on 04/28/2011 11:48:07 PM PDT by C210N (0bama, Making the US safe for Global Marxism)
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To: C210N
Traiter cow


25 posted on 04/28/2011 11:50:47 PM PDT by C210N (0bama, Making the US safe for Global Marxism)
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To: stansblugrassgrl
Cows produce milk but this was a man. Bull?

"Hay", don't have a calf over this!

26 posted on 04/28/2011 11:53:18 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: tlb

I give this thread 2 teats up.


27 posted on 04/28/2011 11:55:04 PM PDT by Puckster
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To: stansblugrassgrl
I have no idea how he hoofed it out of there with so many utters worth of milk. Can we work elmer's glue into this story?
28 posted on 04/29/2011 12:02:39 AM PDT by Puckster
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To: tlb

“One suggested instead of shoplifting, the charge should have been some sort of moooving violation.”

Any time I see a cow story, I inevitably think of Gary Larson and the Far Side...


29 posted on 04/29/2011 2:26:45 AM PDT by kearnyirish2
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To: tlb

This is just another man dressed as a cow stealing milk with a Robin Hood complex story. Nothing to see here. Move along.


30 posted on 04/29/2011 3:24:08 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: tlb

Who’s bailing Johnny Knoxville out of jail?


31 posted on 04/29/2011 3:29:11 AM PDT by ALPAPilot
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To: tlb

I’m calling BS.

That much milk would have weighed over 200lbs.

Unless that 18 year old was actually the size of a cow, I’m doubting he hauled that many gallons out of the store.


32 posted on 04/29/2011 5:07:51 AM PDT by NVDave
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To: NVDave

would you believe 26 “gallons” of powdered milk?


33 posted on 04/29/2011 5:54:16 AM PDT by C210N (0bama, Making the US safe for Global Marxism)
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To: tlb

In our Obama depression, even cows cannot afford milk for their young.

Must have been one of the Chick Filet cows, gone criminal.


34 posted on 04/29/2011 6:11:35 AM PDT by Gopher Broke (Repeal Obamacare !!)
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To: NVDave

Even cows know what a cart is.

I’m sure he moooved it out on wheels.


35 posted on 04/29/2011 6:43:40 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice.)
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To: Defend Liberty

Was he stealing or just skimming?


36 posted on 04/29/2011 7:08:58 AM PDT by steve8714 (Firing Federal Bureaucrats would have a 100,000x beneficial effect on the deficit, maybe more.)
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To: steve8714
Was he stealing or just skimming?

He was mooching.
37 posted on 04/29/2011 11:48:06 AM PDT by Defend Liberty
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To: txroadkill; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Freakin' cow-munist...


38 posted on 04/29/2011 12:52:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: tlb; Slings and Arrows
It was moo-solini what done it.


39 posted on 04/29/2011 1:10:33 PM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Udderly ridiculous!


Shouldn't that say *Mother*?

40 posted on 04/29/2011 1:14:15 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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