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Woman with drawn-on beard robs Modesto (CA) gas station
The Modesto Bee ^ | Thursday, Apr. 14, 2011 | Staff

Posted on 04/14/2011 12:16:07 PM PDT by keat

MODESTO -- Police are looking for a woman who dressed as a man and drew a beard on her face with black marker to rob a downtown gas station Wednesday night.

At about 9:30 p.m., the woman entered the Chevron at 801 Fifth St., showed a handgun in her waistband and demanded money, according to Sgt. Alex Bettis.

She left the store with an undisclosed amount of cash and was last seen riding a bicycle south through an alley behind the gas station. Beard robber beard5 beard1 beard3 Modesto police on Thursday, April 14, released this photo as part of a series of surveillance images of a woman with a drawn on beard who robbed a downtown gas station on Wednesday, April 13.

+Apart from suspect’s facial hair disguise, witnesses described her as a Latina woman with dark eyes, standing about 5 feet 5 inches tall and wearing dark baggy clothing.

(Excerpt) Read more at modbee.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: lifeofbrian; napl
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1 posted on 04/14/2011 12:16:12 PM PDT by keat
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Apart from suspect’s facial hair disguise, witnesses described her as a wise Latina woman with dark eyes, standing about 5 feet 5 inches tall and wearing dark baggy clothing.
2 posted on 04/14/2011 12:21:05 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 812 of our national holiday from reality. - That 3 AM phone call? Voicemail...)
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To: keat

A Mexican thief in Kalifornia?? Seems IMPOSSIBLE, doesn’t it!


3 posted on 04/14/2011 12:21:07 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: keat

it’s been done

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6431303/Dumb-American-criminals-attempt-robbery-with-permanent-marker-pen-disguises.html


4 posted on 04/14/2011 12:21:15 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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To: keat

She’s going to have fun getting that marker beard off. The Police should look for a lady with a mighty sore chin.


5 posted on 04/14/2011 12:22:15 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: keat

Points for creativity!


6 posted on 04/14/2011 12:23:32 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: keat
Not to be confused with this guy....


7 posted on 04/14/2011 12:25:02 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Ole Okie
"her beard is weird.her stache is trash"


8 posted on 04/14/2011 12:26:16 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB ( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
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To: keat
witnesses described her as a Latina woman with dark eyes, standing about 5 feet 5 inches tall and wearing dark baggy clothing.

Well, that really narrows it down in Modesto.

9 posted on 04/14/2011 12:27:07 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: keat

Maybe she just had one too many face lifts


10 posted on 04/14/2011 12:43:19 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hairy ping..............


11 posted on 04/14/2011 12:53:17 PM PDT by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: keat

I bet it was Loretta Sanchez


12 posted on 04/14/2011 1:06:01 PM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: keat

It looks like the Giants’ closer Brian Wilson. FEAR THE BEARD! -Wb


13 posted on 04/14/2011 1:50:34 PM PDT by Wagonboy (STOP GLOBAL WHINING!)
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To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
She was on her way to the stoning.


14 posted on 04/14/2011 1:51:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: PATRIOT1876

I saw her in the Huntington Beach 4th of July parade in a real tight red dress dancing and acting like a hoochie mama disgusting


15 posted on 04/14/2011 1:54:44 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom!!! <sarc>)
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To: keat

Hopefully it was permanent marker!


16 posted on 04/14/2011 1:58:45 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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17 posted on 04/14/2011 2:05:54 PM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: keat; Slings and Arrows
Beard woman?


18 posted on 04/14/2011 2:25:28 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Oldpuppymax
Hey now. Those Mexican women are wizards with a Sharpie.
 
If they can do eyebrows....
 

 
 
They can do beards.


19 posted on 04/14/2011 2:27:56 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
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To: paulycy

“Jeho...*SPLAT*”


20 posted on 04/14/2011 2:29:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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