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Man Seeks Police Protection from Sex-Crazed Wife
Bild.de ^
| January 26, 2011
Posted on 01/31/2011 8:05:18 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
WAIBLINGEN, Germany -- A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chat; chitchat; napl; nymphomaniac
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To: libs_kma
Think of it like this: when an addict needs a fix, they drink or snort or smoke, whatever. When a nympho needs a fix, they either need to have sex or pleasure themselves. Many of them cannot pleasure themselves effectively and thus seek out a willing partner. The frequency of the need is directly linked with the frequency of the addictive thoughts.
Many nymphomaniacs cannot be fully cured of their addictions, only forced to go through the same sort of steps that an alcoholic or a drug addict would.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:37:27 AM PST
by
rarestia
(It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
To: Terry Mross
He sought help from the police? I’m sure there were cops who were happy to “help” out.They don't call 'em night sticks for nuthin'...
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:37:49 AM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 741 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Give the poor dude a lifetime supply of...
And tell him to work it out.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:38:41 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Oh, wow. I thought this was every man’s wildest fantasy.
I guess anything can get old after awhile...
To: Jack of all Trades
Tactics your wife uses?
;-)
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:42:53 AM PST
by
Hulka
To: dragonblustar
46
posted on
01/31/2011 8:43:41 AM PST
by
Godzilla
(3-7-77)
To: rpierce
I’m not exactly sure why, but this made me bust out loud laughing. Yeah, me too. LOL!
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:44:35 AM PST
by
Samizdat
To: Slings and Arrows
To: N. Theknow
Well, he isn’t really all THAT particular, is he?
49
posted on
01/31/2011 8:47:57 AM PST
by
RipSawyer
(Trying to reason with a liberal is like teaching algebra to a tomcat.)
To: RipSawyer
LOL!
Actually Post 20 and 23 would make him somewhat particular.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:51:41 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys: Can't skipper a boat, Can't drive, Can't ski, Can't fly. But they KNOW what's best!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night. This sounds like the first line of a Rodney Dangerfield joke.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:51:57 AM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("The time will come when Winter will ask you what you were doing all Summer" -- Henry Clay)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
I don’t think this one will end with, “She gives great headache.”
To: E. Pluribus Unum
.
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53
posted on
01/31/2011 9:04:34 AM PST
by
Iron Munro
("Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy." -- Ron Paul)
To: rarestia
54
posted on
01/31/2011 9:16:32 AM PST
by
maddog55
(OBAMA, You can't fix stupid...)
To: E. Pluribus Unum; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
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posted on
01/31/2011 9:20:03 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, SEX)
To: rarestia; Lazamataz
She sought treatment last I heard.With Dr Laz?
56
posted on
01/31/2011 9:20:21 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
To: maddog55
I would give you a name, provided she’s actually alive, but then again, she was studying law. Not sure I want to tread there.
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posted on
01/31/2011 9:20:27 AM PST
by
rarestia
(It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
To: JRios1968
I wouldn’t be surprised.
“Open your mouth and say, ‘Ahhhh.’”
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posted on
01/31/2011 9:23:31 AM PST
by
rarestia
(It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Seems like a job for Big Jim Slade...and the capital of Nebraska is LINCOLN!
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posted on
01/31/2011 9:24:05 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Smilin' Bob is taking down her address as I type this. He'll be right over.
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