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Man Seeks Police Protection from Sex-Crazed Wife
Bild.de ^
| January 26, 2011
Posted on 01/31/2011 8:05:18 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
WAIBLINGEN, Germany -- A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chat; chitchat; napl; nymphomaniac
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Seems my ex moved to Germany.
Seriously, this isn’t entirely funny. I dated a nymphomaniac in college. Despite the jeers and atta-boys, I discovered that I do have limits. She sought treatment last I heard.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:08:04 AM PST
by
rarestia
(It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I’m not exactly sure why, but this made me bust out loud laughing.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:08:08 AM PST
by
rpierce
(We have taglines now? :)
To: E. Pluribus Unum; Lazamataz
Does Laz know German? Does it matter?
To: E. Pluribus Unum
be careful what you ask for...
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:08:50 AM PST
by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Start countdown until the appearance of a particular FReeper on this thread.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:09:05 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys: Can't skipper a boat, Can't drive, Can't ski, Can't fly. But they KNOW what's best!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum; Slings and Arrows; Larry Lucido; Gamecock; JRios1968; martin_fierro
many ping list potential ping
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:09:19 AM PST
by
GQuagmire
(Hey now!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:09:19 AM PST
by
Roklok
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:09:33 AM PST
by
RexBeach
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I briefly dated a nymphomaniac - that is, until I found out that I wasn’t the only one. That was a very brief relationship.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:11:01 AM PST
by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier preparing to deploy to Afghanistan)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Story is not worth a dime without pictures.
To: rarestia
All you need to do is put a ring on the third finger of her left hand. It’s locks that thing right up.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:11:50 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
She needs to meet Little Big Man.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:12:35 AM PST
by
wordsofearnest
(Evan Bayh gave Indiana a twofer.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
No sympathy at all for this man’s plight.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Poor guy should have invested in a large clamp and some super glue.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:13:17 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(ohhh, right there, that's it. Yeaaa!!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Why get a divorce? Just buy her a “marital aid” and a good supply of batteries.
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:13:50 AM PST
by
Grunthor
(Enemy of the state)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
A Turkish man living in Germany Hmmm...
To: Roklok
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:15:23 AM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Please donate to FreeRepublic, sanity in a world gone mad!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Bucky Goldstein that’s all I have to say...
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posted on
01/31/2011 8:15:32 AM PST
by
surfer
(To err is human, to really foul things up takes a Democrat, don't expect the GOP to have the answer!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Here's her picture:
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