Posted on 11/22/2010 2:36:45 PM PST by safetysign
Grope discounts available.
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
We are now free to move about your pants
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS
The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy
Stroke of the hand, law of the land
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
Let your fingers do the Walking
Cough
Reach out and touch someone
Can you feel me now?
“No, you can’t have a cigarette now!”
I love this post soooooooooooooooo much.
“Heavy breathing, optional!”
“The Good Hands People!”
(Apologies to Allstate, which might want to change its slogan.)
They should co-opt the Yellow Pages slogan: TSA let OUR fingers do the walking....
TSA...We know what about the junk in your trunk....LOL
What are we going to do when TSA finds out that the tongue is the most sensitive touch organ in the human body?
‘We Watch Your Crotch’
TSA = Tough Sh*t America
This is going viral around the Internet and the TSA is the topic of every talk show on the radio today. We The People calling in are big-time angry. Apparently, November 2nd wasn’t loud enough for this Regime and this Congress to get our message. Sanity and common sense is in short supply in DC and in state governments everywhere.
LOL...urrrp. One of my faves on another site was, "We don't like touching you either, but it beats having to urinate on the passengers to show our dominance."
Actually, some of the TSA people are perfectly nice and certainly didn't sign on to do something like this. The problem is not the individual TSA employees, it's the whole insane policy.
Well done. :)
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Humor sometimes is the best weapon. But we’ve got to make sure it goes further and people don’t just laugh and then say, ok, I guess I’ve got to do it.
NOBODY should have to be subjected to this...well, except people who could be identified the way the Israelis identify them...by profiling.
underpants optional
* We feel your pain.
* You give us the finger and we’ll give you ten.
* We’ll get cashmere while you get felt.
(Apologies to Betty Crocker)
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