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1 posted on 11/22/2010 2:36:46 PM PST by safetysign
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“No, you can’t have a cigarette now!”


2 posted on 11/22/2010 2:39:18 PM PST by Ronin ("Dismantle the TSA and send the screeners back to Wal-Mart.")
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I love this post soooooooooooooooo much.


3 posted on 11/22/2010 2:39:18 PM PST by Velvet_Jones
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“Heavy breathing, optional!”


4 posted on 11/22/2010 2:40:31 PM PST by Ronin ("Dismantle the TSA and send the screeners back to Wal-Mart.")
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Same thread with 67 comments posted here
5 posted on 11/22/2010 2:41:09 PM PST by Servant of the Cross (NPR: Air America with government funding to keep them alive)
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They should co-opt the Yellow Pages slogan: TSA let OUR fingers do the walking....

TSA...We know what about the junk in your trunk....LOL


7 posted on 11/22/2010 2:42:32 PM PST by jakerobins
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‘We Watch Your Crotch’


9 posted on 11/22/2010 2:44:22 PM PST by screaminsunshine (Americanism vs Communism)
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TSA = Tough Sh*t America


10 posted on 11/22/2010 2:44:47 PM PST by JEC ((Pray for ALL our troops))
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TSA: The Audacity of Grope


11 posted on 11/22/2010 2:45:02 PM PST by SparkyBass
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This is going viral around the Internet and the TSA is the topic of every talk show on the radio today. We The People calling in are big-time angry. Apparently, November 2nd wasn’t loud enough for this Regime and this Congress to get our message. Sanity and common sense is in short supply in DC and in state governments everywhere.


12 posted on 11/22/2010 2:46:13 PM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

LOL...urrrp. One of my faves on another site was, "We don't like touching you either, but it beats having to urinate on the passengers to show our dominance."

Actually, some of the TSA people are perfectly nice and certainly didn't sign on to do something like this. The problem is not the individual TSA employees, it's the whole insane policy.

13 posted on 11/22/2010 2:48:19 PM PST by livius
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And for the Las Vegas flights: “You alopin’? We a gropin’.”
14 posted on 11/22/2010 2:48:36 PM PST by 5thGenTexan
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Well done. :)


15 posted on 11/22/2010 2:50:21 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Rape is just a second term away.

16 posted on 11/22/2010 2:50:33 PM PST by I see my hands (How's that ballot box working out for you?)
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underpants optional


18 posted on 11/22/2010 2:53:07 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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* We feel your pain.
* You give us the finger and we’ll give you ten.
* We’ll get cashmere while you get felt.


19 posted on 11/22/2010 2:53:06 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Scratch a “progressive” and a fascist bleeds)
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Along with the new slogan, maybe a cute mascot?

(Apologies to Betty Crocker)


20 posted on 11/22/2010 2:53:13 PM PST by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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Gloria Allred enjoyed the feel up.....She said it’s been a long time since anyone touched here.....GAAAAKKKKK!


21 posted on 11/22/2010 2:54:39 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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Virgin Air? Not any more!


22 posted on 11/22/2010 2:56:55 PM PST by irishtenor (All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
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TSA: Lie back and Enjoy It.

TSA: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

TSA: Tough Sh1t, Assh###

TSA: That’s Sexual Assault

TSA: We Know Your Kids Better than You Do.

TSA: Groping You To Make You Safer.

TSA: Have a Nice Flight.

TSA: Shut Up and Take It.

TSA: Vigorously Violating Your 4th Amendment Rights Daily.

TSA: The Airline Equivalent of an IRS Audit.

TSA: The Only Government Job that in any other venue we’d be charged with Sexual Assault.


23 posted on 11/22/2010 2:57:24 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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24 posted on 11/22/2010 2:58:03 PM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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