Apologize? This could be good ...
Posted on 07/23/2010 8:47:03 PM PDT by vbmoneyspender
In the old days, when someone wanted you to apologize it was for something you had done to them. And the way it worked was they would ask you for an apology and you would tell them to go screw themselves. But we live in a new age where apologies are done differently. Nowadays, the way apologies work is that you demand that someone you don't personally know apologize to someone else that you don't personally know. This is another form of modern outsourcing and, as such, has become quite the rage in the more technologically sophisticated areas of the United States.
As a result, in order to keep up with the times, I am creating this Apology Thread and starting it off with my own demands for apologies from people I have never met. First, I demand that George Lucas apologize to Star Wars fans for writing and directing Stars Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3 and that he further apologize to movie fans in general for producing Howard the Duck. Second, I demand that Norm Coleman apologize to the good people of the state of Minnesota for losing to Al Franken in the 2008 senatorial race. And because this race had national implications, Norm Coleman may want to consider expanding his apology to include the citizens of all these United States. Third, I demand that Madonna apologize to Kabbalah worshippers for joining their religion and thereby making a mockery of it.
Now that I have issued my apology demands, I would like to invite my fellow freepers to issue their own apology demands to people they don't know.
And lastly, because I don't want this post to end on a purely negative note, I would like to personally thank Mitchell Mortaza for founding the Women's Lingerie Football League. Mitchell, if you are reading this, I just want to say "Never Give Up! Never Surender!"
I don’t know the story....tell me.
Yeah - I’ve heard they were under contract for one more album and they banged this out as a joke. Paul Simon’s done the same thing.
See #63.
I want Slings and Arrows to apologize to FReepers for not pinging the non-ping list about this thread.
I apologize for laughing out loud at the photo you posted despite my saying "Akkkkkkkkkk!."
I also apologize for writing in large fonts above.
Narcissist jerks never apologize.
Nor do psychopaths.
Blogpimp = Narcissistic psychopath and possibly a stick bundler.
Now apologize for getting my hopes up and making me drool at the thought of a juicy story behind it. sigh.
LOL!
It’s time for Oliver Stone to apologize to the planet for “Natural Born Killers.”
I expect an apology for that last remark!
(And so does my dog - who just came in from a trip to ~your~ yard.)
ping for later apology that someone owes me.
bttt
Eaker, please apologize to theMom for me. I should have pinged her to this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2557736/posts?page=68#68
Apologize? This could be good ...
I apologize for not writing the first thing that came to my mind after reading your comment to me: shibumi wrote: "Screw you."
I would not consider your suggestion even with that uhm... over there. cough
Now I expect an apology from you for you making me think such ... uncouth thoughts. :P
Also I expect an apology from you and your dog for your dog's leaving evidence of the visit to my yard.
You’ll have to get Opera to apologize to me first, because my cell phone browser can’t copy and paste.
(I’ll ping it when I get home.)
Whoever started ‘Rap’ and hiphop should apologize to the world.
And for "The Doors."
BRENDA LEE? OMG!!! Now I’m REALLY sorry!!!
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