Hooters waitress steals bras

NW Florida Daily News ^ | 5/15/2010 | Angel McCurdy

[llevrok]

FORT WALTON BEACH – An 18-year-old woman was arrested May 3 on charges of retail theft.

The Hooters waitress was found to have stolen two bras from Kohl’s on Beal Parkway, according to an Okaloosa County notice to appear.

The bras were valued at $60.

[Perdogg]

I don’t understand

[savedbygrace]

LOL = laughing out loud, so L = laughing.

[Perdogg]

Oh, ;)

[LeonardFMason]

Marty Feldman’s daughter?

[Jack Hydrazine]

“Why steal them? Wouldn’t they be a deductible business expense?”

Shrinkage is a good write-off!

[SoldierDad]

both

[Jack Hydrazine]

Peanut: Fix my eyes! It’s hard to talk to somebody if you’re not looking right at them.

Jeff Dunham: I know.

Peanut: That’s like trying to talk to someone with a lazy eye. You don’t know which eye to focus on. You’re sitting there talking to them and think ‘aww crap...should I be looking at that eye or that eye?’.
(looks left and right)

Peanut: Focus you moron!
(Jeff Dunham gives him the evil eye)

Peanut: What?

Jeff Dunham: What if some one here has a lazy eye?

Peanut: I’ll confuse ‘em. Here I am! No, here! No, here! Here, here, here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQcz4Xsca_0

[Slings and Arrows]

If you love something, set it free.

[rmlew]

Poor thing, must have been confusd. She's cross eyed and all. I'd hit it.

[Huntress]

I’d say guilty, but not based on her looks (as a straight female, I’m indifferent to that). The black bra straps look very tacky with the straps of her red top. I’ll have some sympathy for her if she was trying to steal a strapless bra, as she needs one badly.

[Responsibility2nd]

I hear what you’re saying about yet another tacky Hooters thread.

But post 54.....

She’s got that ‘Huckabee’ look going on...

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Man, that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.

Gotta hand it to us FReepers to make the best out of these lame situations.

[Freedom56v2]

Agreed.

[LiteKeeper]

And this is national news...why?

[Impy]

Disappointing.

[gogeo]

My main point is not whether you want to support Hooters and you have friends there who are there for noble reasons, nor is it that Muzzies trying to shut them down, my point is who cares about the fact that some moron Hooters waitress stole $60 worth of bras from Kohls?

For not caring, you seem to be very invested in this thread.

[ApplegateRanch]

are her eyes not quite aligned properly?

I noticed that, too; she needs to go into the shop for repairs.

Toe-in and camber are definitely out of whack, and maybe the caster angle is wrong as well.

Meanwhile, I can give her a free check of her tie rods, ball joints, shocks...maybe toss in a muffler exam, too.

[TheOldLady]

Arrested? Would you arrest a starving man for stealing food?

[MinorityRepublican]

It’s not like they’re wearing bikini and glass heels so they’re nothing wrong in what they’re doing. There are establishments way more offensive than Hooters.

[a fool in paradise]

Thanks for the mamaries...

[xsmommy]

Nothing wrong with an establishment like Hooters, nor is there anything wrong for a mother to think it’s not an appropriate place of employment for her daughters. Not wanting your daughters to work there doesn’t mean it should be banned.
I have a 21 yo and 16 yo daughter, neither of them would dream of working there and not because they aren’t cute with nice figures either.