Write your own jokes on this one.
To: Mikey_1962
“Write your own jokes on this one.”
Did he end up on a crutch?
2 posted on
05/10/2010 12:40:02 PM PDT by
jessduntno
(Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
To: Mikey_1962
Copied some of the jokes....
1) She sure nailed Jesus at the cross way.
2) But I’m sure Christ will be alright. He’s survived worse and lived.
3) My next question is — will Christ forgive her ?
If he didn’t rename himself, then I have to say .... SOME PARENTS ARE JUST TOO AMBITIOUS FOR THEIR OWN SPIRITUAL GOOD.
To: Mikey_1962
Was his middle initial H?
4 posted on
05/10/2010 12:42:56 PM PDT by
jessduntno
(Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
To: Mikey_1962
If he takes her to court, then IT ISN’T FINISHED.
To: Mikey_1962
Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. And she cried out with a loud voice, saying, "His blood be upon me, and upon my Kia Sportage."
6 posted on
05/10/2010 12:45:44 PM PDT by
Sloth
(Civil disobedience? I'm afraid only the uncivil kind is going to cut it this time.)
To: Mikey_1962
11 posted on
05/10/2010 12:51:22 PM PDT by
MestaMachine
(De inimico non loquaris sed cogites- Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it)
To: Mikey_1962
Who was the idiot judge who allowed this guy to change his name to “Lord Jesus Christ?”
Last time I checked, that name was spoken for 2,000 years ago.
12 posted on
05/10/2010 12:51:28 PM PDT by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(I'm voting for Sarah Palin because she pisses off the right people.)
To: Mikey_1962
Maybe we hold a benefit for his medical bills, for Christ’s sake.
13 posted on
05/10/2010 12:53:04 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Never trust anyone who points their ass at God while praying.)
To: Mikey_1962
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I ran over Lord Jesus Christ with my car.”
16 posted on
05/10/2010 12:58:01 PM PDT by
RockinRight
(Congress and the President can (and should) be replaced. America can't.)
To: stylecouncilor
19 posted on
05/10/2010 1:04:20 PM PDT by
onedoug
To: Mikey_1962
And on the third day, he sued.
27 posted on
05/10/2010 1:58:36 PM PDT by
manic4organic
(Obama shot hoops, America lost troops.)
To: Mikey_1962
Was the driver listening to Judas Priest?
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