Posted on 05/10/2010 12:39:00 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Police say they checked the victim's ID. Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.
It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's restaurant.
Northampton Police Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street around 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday.
Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.
Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card.
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“Write your own jokes on this one.”
Did he end up on a crutch?
Copied some of the jokes....
1) She sure nailed Jesus at the cross way.
2) But I’m sure Christ will be alright. He’s survived worse and lived.
3) My next question is — will Christ forgive her ?
If he didn’t rename himself, then I have to say .... SOME PARENTS ARE JUST TOO AMBITIOUS FOR THEIR OWN SPIRITUAL GOOD.
Was his middle initial H?
If he takes her to court, then IT ISN’T FINISHED.
And she cried out with a loud voice, saying, "His blood be upon me, and upon my Kia Sportage."
I hope Mr. “Lord Jesus Christ” realises that this may be the REAL Lord Jesus Christ’s dads way of pointing out the err of his ways.
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BTW, Jesus is a very common name among the Hispanic community ( actually, Jesus would be a common name even during the time of Christ, as it is a variation of the name Joshua ).
And we do have a famous gadfly European artist named Christo(s) who keeps coming to New York to stink up the art scene.
And Lord is a famous family name.
But all three together in one name ? This man or his parents is trying to prove something.
LOL. That was superb!
Who was the idiot judge who allowed this guy to change his name to “Lord Jesus Christ?”
Last time I checked, that name was spoken for 2,000 years ago.
Maybe we hold a benefit for his medical bills, for Christ’s sake.
This bothers me : When the real Jesus Christ returns, will this clown have already ruined his credit score ?
/sarc
that could be another Lifelock ad.
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I ran over Lord Jesus Christ with my car.”
I guess if your going to pick a name for yourself, may as well be a good one, right?
I think the real Christ will forgive you and ask you to drive more carefully. The question is will this fake one do the same ?
Northampton bump
ROFLMAO!!!
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