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Woman runs down Lord Jesus Christ
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| 5-7-10
| Barry Kriger
Posted on 05/10/2010 12:39:00 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Police say they checked the victim's ID. Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.
It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's restaurant.
Northampton Police Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street around 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday.
Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.
Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: massachusetts; massachussetts
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To: SeekAndFind
Two more comments:
A witness recounted she must have known him. She yelled out his name when she hit him!
As he was hit, he cried out, “Oh, me!”
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:07:09 PM PDT
by
kickstart
("A gun is a tool. It is only as good or as bad as the man who uses it" . Alan Ladd in 'Shane')
To: SeekAndFind
What if he takes an oath to tell the truth...to himself?
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:16:11 PM PDT
by
Vermont Lt
(This nation, of the people, by the people, and for the people has perished from the land.)
To: jessduntno
"Was his middle initial H?"
I've always wondered what the H stood for? I've heard it stands for "Holy?"
Found an interesting explanation though ... one that makes perfect sense. See link ...
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/27141
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:20:55 PM PDT
by
JRPerry
To: JRPerry
Nope.
Herald.
Harold be thy name.
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:41:20 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
To: jessduntno
Harold be thy name. Hark the Harold.... ? 
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:48:50 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: The_Victor
“Our Father, who art in heaven
Herald be thy name...”
I heard it that way when I was a kid...
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:50:11 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
To: Mikey_1962
And on the third day, he sued.
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:58:36 PM PDT
by
manic4organic
(Obama shot hoops, America lost troops.)
To: manic4organic
Was he nailed by a LaCrosse?
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posted on
05/10/2010 8:27:53 PM PDT
by
bleach
(Sarah, Wake me in 2012)
To: Mikey_1962
Was the driver listening to Judas Priest?
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