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Woman runs down Lord Jesus Christ
WWLP ^ | 5-7-10 | Barry Kriger

Posted on 05/10/2010 12:39:00 PM PDT by Mikey_1962

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Police say they checked the victim's ID. Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.

It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly's restaurant.

Northampton Police Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street around 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday.

Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.

Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card.

(Excerpt) Read more at wwlp.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: massachusetts; massachussetts
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To: SeekAndFind

Two more comments:

A witness recounted she must have known him. She yelled out his name when she hit him!

As he was hit, he cried out, “Oh, me!”


21 posted on 05/10/2010 1:07:09 PM PDT by kickstart ("A gun is a tool. It is only as good or as bad as the man who uses it" . Alan Ladd in 'Shane')
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To: SeekAndFind

What if he takes an oath to tell the truth...to himself?


22 posted on 05/10/2010 1:16:11 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (This nation, of the people, by the people, and for the people has perished from the land.)
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To: jessduntno
"Was his middle initial H?"

I've always wondered what the H stood for? I've heard it stands for "Holy?"

Found an interesting explanation though ... one that makes perfect sense. See link ...

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/27141
23 posted on 05/10/2010 1:20:55 PM PDT by JRPerry
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To: JRPerry

Nope.

Herald.

Harold be thy name.


24 posted on 05/10/2010 1:41:20 PM PDT by jessduntno (Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
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To: jessduntno
Harold be thy name.

Hark the Harold.... ?

25 posted on 05/10/2010 1:48:50 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: The_Victor

“Our Father, who art in heaven
Herald be thy name...”

I heard it that way when I was a kid...


26 posted on 05/10/2010 1:50:11 PM PDT by jessduntno (Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
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To: Mikey_1962

And on the third day, he sued.


27 posted on 05/10/2010 1:58:36 PM PDT by manic4organic (Obama shot hoops, America lost troops.)
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To: manic4organic

Was he nailed by a LaCrosse?


28 posted on 05/10/2010 8:27:53 PM PDT by bleach (Sarah, Wake me in 2012)
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To: Mikey_1962

Was the driver listening to Judas Priest?


29 posted on 05/10/2010 8:32:41 PM PDT by ThE_RiPpEr.
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